Thursday, February 16, 2006

Chomsky Interview

Everyone who reads my blog regularly knows that I’m a fan of Noam Chomsky. (And if they don’t, they’ll figure it out if they keep reading my blog, because I mention him often enough...)



So, in that light, feel free to check out an interview he did with Andy Clark, from Radio Netherlands, on December 18, 2005. To whet your appetite, here is a quote:

Andy Clark: Another criticism that is sometimes levelled against you goes back to Cambodia and some of your writings there. This is from Noah Cooperman from Florida in the US

Noah’s email: “Does the Professor harbour any feelings of guilt for acting as an apologist for Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge during the period of the genocide in Cambodia. Or is mass murder by leftwing extremists still acceptable?”

Noam Chomsky: I would ask the listener whether he harbours any guilt for having supported Hitler and the Holocaust and insisting the Jews be sent to extermination camps. It has the same answer. Since it never happened, I obviously can’t have any guilt for it. He’s just repeating propaganda he heard. If you ask him, you’ll discover that he never read one word I wrote. Try it. What I wrote was, and I don’t have any apologies for it because it was accurate, I took the position that Pol Pot was a brutal monster, from the beginning was carrying out hideous atrocities, but the West, for propaganda purposes, was creating and inventing immense fabrications for its own political goals and not out of interest for the people of Cambodia. And my colleague and I with whom I wrote all this stuff simply ran through the list of fanatic lies that were being told and we took the most credible sources, which happened to be US intelligence, who knew more than anyone else. And we said US intelligence is probably accurate. In retrospect, that turns out to be correct, US intelligence was probably accurate. I think we were the only ones who quoted it. The fabrications were fabrications and should be eliminated. In fact, we also discussed, and I noticed nobody ever talks about this, we discussed fabrications against the US. For example a standard claim in the major works was that the US bombings had killed 600,000 people in 1973. We looked at the data and decided it was probably 200,000. So we said let’s tell the truth about it. It’s a crime, but it’s not like anything you said. It’s interesting that nobody ever objects to that. When we criticize fabrications about US crimes, that’s fine, when we criticize and in fact expose much worse fabrications about some official enemy, that’s horrible, it becomes apologetics. We should learn something about ourselves. If you’re interested in the truth, which you ought to be, tell the truth about yourself and tell the truth about others. These fabrications had an obvious political purpose. Incidentally, we continually criticize the Khmer Rouge after the Vietnamese invasion. After the Vietnamese invasion, which finally threw them out thankfully, the US and Britain immediately turned to support Pol Pot. Well, we criticized that, too, we said, no, you shouldn’t be supporting this monster. So yes, our position was consistent throughout. There’s been a huge literature trying to show that there was something wrong in what we said. To my knowledge, nobody’s even found a comma that’s misplaced. And therefore what you have is immense gossip. My guess is that the person who just wrote this in has never seen anything we wrote, but has heard a lot of gossip about it.

Consider this a comment, rather than a blog entry...

Since I have friends who have set up blogs on Yahoo 360, and I can’t comment on them without joining Yahoo 360, this is my only recourse... hehe

I would like to congratulate a friend on his new job. (He knows who he his.) It sounds like it’s been a long time coming, and I wish him the best.

Also, I would like to mention this, which will be completely out of the blue for most people reading my blog: Blogger also has a “Recover Post” feature, which can be used if you accidentally close the browser window, or get disconnected, or whatnot. But it has the same limitations as Yahoo 360; it may or may not work, it may or may not have all of the text from the post you were editing before you lost the editing window, etc. etc.

From their help file:

Notes:
  • This feature is not guaranteed to work every time you lose a post, but it’s certainly worth a shot.
  • You’ll need to be logged in to the same blog that lost the post, on the same browser and within 30 minutes of losing your post in order for this to work.
  • Only up to about 3k worth of text can be recovered, so parts of longer posts may still be lost. This limit should be enough for most average blog posts, though.
  • Don’t type anything new in the posting form before trying to recover or that new text may overwrite your old cookie.

serna Health Update

Well, most good things must come to an end, and I may be succumbing to the cold that I mentioned yesterday.

At the last minute we had to go to the emergency room last night, because someone we know was there, and I ended up going to bed late, and forgetting to take any Vitamin C. And then having to get up early today for a 9:00 meeting—which was moved at the last minute, meaning that I got up early for nothing—and forgetting to take Vitamin C again sealed the deal. I’m feeling the symptoms again, and this time, they’re staying with me.

So I foresee sick days in my near future, but who knows? Maybe with my newfound powers of recuperation, I’ll somehow manage to fight this off, and not have to take any time off work.

On the other hand, I probably wouldn’t mind taking a couple of sick days. To get to sit around and finish watching the Simpsons Season 7 DVDs, and any Daily Show and/or Colbert Report episodes that are sitting on the PVR? Maybe get some writing done? Sounds pretty sweet to me. I’m not the type to get bored easily, so sitting around for a couple of days doing nothing would be like a dream come true, for me...

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Hmm

I’ve just done about a day’s worth of work in an hour or two, so I have now earned the right (in my own mind) to waste time time writing a post for my blog. Unfortunately, I have nothing to say. Fortunately, I never have anything to say, and it never stops me from writing something, so we’re on well-trod ground here.

I have really good news that I would like to share about Andrea’s writing career. Unfortunately, she made me promise not to tell anyone, so I guess you’ll have to wait for a while. But I will say this: I have every confidence that she will be publishing a novel, soon, which will be very popular, and will make me the husband of an author. (Well, yes, I realize that I’m already an author. But she’ll be the author of a novel, while I’ll be the author of a computer book. It’s different.) I can say this much because I’ve always been confident of this, so any good news that she may or may not have received doesn’t really have an impact on that.

I’ve been fighting off a cold, off and on, since about December or so. But this is the weird part: I haven’t succumbed to it yet! I have a very weak immune system, so normally all I have to do is think about getting a cold, and I’m infected. But, for some reason, I’ve been fighting this one off. I get up some mornings, feeling like it’s going to come on, and I take come vitamin C, and then I feel better. This happens for a couple of days, and then it stops altogether. Then a couple of weeks later, it happens again.

I’m very much enjoying my new Smartphone. I’ve already written an application for it—that does absolutely nothing useful—just because I wanted to see how hard it would be. As it turns out, very hard, because there are some new security features built into the Smartphone OS. However, if I’m writing an application for myself, I can cheat, and not bother with all of that security stuff—I just get prompted by the phone sometimes, when I open the app, that it’s not secure, and I say “so what? open it anyway.” (My phone and I already have a pretty good relationship, so I can talk like that to it, and it knows I’m just kidding.) So, in that light, if you’re willing to ignore the security stuff, it’s actually very easy to write an application for the Smartphone.

And that’s about it. Hopefully in the near future I’ll get excited about blogging again, and then I’ll start posting more regularly. Or hopefully not, depending on your perspective.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Bathroom


I know I’ve posted about this before, but almost once a day I try to go to the bathroom and can’t because it’s closed for cleaning.

I’m tempted to keep track of every time I can’t go, because it’s closed, but I feel that that would be a bit too petty. Sort of like, oh, I don’t know, posting to my blog about it.

Where's Waldo

Ride, Sally, Ride... says:
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~mzucker/funstuff/waldo/waldo.html

sernaferna says:
Before I go to the next screen, is this one of those annoying web sites where it just sits there quietly for a few seconds, and then suddenly pops up something that yells "boo"?

Ride, Sally, Ride... says:
nope

Ride, Sally, Ride... says:
i hate those things. They scare me

sernaferna says:
They don't scare me, so much as startle me. But I find them annoying.

Ride, Sally, Ride... says:
this isn't one of those.

sernaferna says:
Yeah, i started looking through it. I like it.

Ride, Sally, Ride... says:
did you find Waldo??

sernaferna says:
Yeah. But I cheated.

Ride, Sally, Ride... says:
loser. *lol*

sernaferna says:
hehe

sernaferna says:
Can I post this conversation to my blog? I want to share this link with others...

Monday, February 13, 2006

Simpsons Coincidence

Since I have nothing else to post about, I’ll mention another Simpsons coincidence that occurred last week. (I didn’t write about it until now because it’s not worth writing about.) For long-time readers, you may recall that I regularly am thinking about some particular Simpsons episode, and then soon after I’ll turn on the TV and the episode will be on.

A similar thing happened last week. I had been watching an episode of Listed, on MuchMoreMusic, and it was an episode about the top 20 duos of all time. Now, aside from that fact that Andrea and I disagreed with some of their selections, one of the duos they mentioned was Wham—so, of course, for the next couple of days I had Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go running through my head. (And, after posting it here, I’m sure I’ll have it running through my head again...)

Later that week I was watching the commentary for the episode of the Simpsons where Homer is reunited with his mother, and at the scene where Mr. Burns plays the music over the loudspeakers, and finds out that Smithers had taped over it, the people on the commentary mentioned that the music Smithers recorded was originally going to be Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go but they couldn’t get the rights to it.

So, uh... yeah. You may now go on with your life.

Just a Conversation About Nuthin

James Mack says:
there must be a name for people that say things like... there's a girl here at work who everytime I sit down at a computwer says "I dont think the internet is working on that computer" and of course, it always IS working

sernaferna says:
In the computer biz, we call them "users". Other than that, all the normal derogatory insults for idiotic people.

For the situation, we sometimes say that the "error is between the keyboard and the chair"...


James Mack says:
ah, thats excellent, I chortled my choclate chip cookie all over the keyboard upon reading

James Mack says:
er, chocolate

sernaferna says:
lol

sernaferna says:
glad I could help.

James Mack says:
in support of the Islamic protest I have decided not to eat any Danish for the remainder of the year

James Mack says:
wait...

James Mack says:
would that include Cinnabons?

sernaferna says:
I really don't know the ethnicity(sp?) of cinnabons, so I can't say for sure...

sernaferna says:
Maybe, just to be safe, you should avoid any food that *sounds* Danish?

James Mack says:
I need my cinnabons

James Mack says:
their one of three favourite things to be addicted to

James Mack says:
along with bacon

James Mack says:
and heroin

sernaferna says:
Is this *your* fav things to be addicted to? Or the world's in general?

James Mack says:
mine

James Mack says:
are we to play "guess whats Hunter's display picture is"? it would be a fun gfame

sernaferna says:
hehe Most people I've been talking to have been guessing about it, yes.

I didn't think it would be that hard to recognize, but apparently it is...


James Mack says:
Im guessing floodlight/street light with mesh fencing

sernaferna says:
Nope. Think more indoors than outdoors.

James Mack says:
shower head?

sernaferna says:



James Mack says:
with tile

James Mack says:
its just hard to get detail on such a small picture

sernaferna says:
Not tile; it's the window in the background that has the pattern on it.

James Mack says:
ah

sernaferna says:
Yeah. I've often wished that had a feature where you could click the picture, and get a full-sized version.

sernaferna says:
My eyes aren't too good.

James Mack says:
is this your way of asking for a new showerhead? Ill get you one for your birthday if it is

James Mack says:
wow, am I ever late

James Mack says:
meh

sernaferna says:
A) before you go, do yoj mind if I post this on my blog?

B) If you don't mind, do you need me ot change your name for privacy?


sernaferna says:
The shower head isn't ours, it's from Andrea's grandma in Guyana, from our trip there.

sernaferna says:
There are two similar pictures in the photos I have online.

James Mack says:
A) yes
B) no
C) very good
D) ah


sernaferna says:
Yes as in yes you mind?

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Swiss Chalet--Again!

It’s getting to the point where I’m thinking I shouldn’t be ordering at Swiss Chalet anymore. (Even though I like their food.) In addition to my previous beef with them, they’ve given me problems again.

We ordered last night—without getting drinks, of course—and included a cheesecake in the order. When they came, they had forgotten to include it. So far, I’m not too annoyed; yes, they made a mistake, but no big deal, it happens. Luckily, we discovered it while the driver was still in the driveway, so I was able to run out and tell him that the cheesecake wasn’t there. He didn’t have it in his bag, so he called back to the store, and promised me that he’d be back with the dessert. This was about 8:30.

Unfortunately, an hour passed, and he still hadn’t returned. Now I was getting a bit annoyed. So I called back, and got someone on the phone, and asked him if there was a way he could check up, and see if the driver was still coming. He said that the best he could do would be to send a “message” to the store, and let them know that our dessert had been missing, and ask them to resend it. And then—get this—he told me that I shouldn’t have bothered talking to the driver, I should have called the main number instead. He gave the strong impression that he didn’t trust the driver to come back.

So I asked him what I should do if the driver didn’t come back, and he said to call back again. This was a little after 9:30.

10:00 rolled around, and no driver, so I called back. Only to find that you can’t call back, after 10:00, because they shut all the phones down. I tried a number of different customer service phone numbers they had on their web site—all of which probably pointed to the same place; there were 416 numbers for Toronto, and 800 numbers for the rest of Canada—but they were all closed.

So I had to resort to using their online form, to submit a complaint.

I don’t know why I bother airing my complaints on my blog—it’s not like I’m calling for a boycott of Swiss Chalet or anything. (Which, considering the low readership of my blog, would be an empty gesture.) On the other hand, I don’t know what else I should be using my blog for, so I might as well write about the things that are bugging me, along with all of the other crap I write about...

Friday, February 10, 2006

Oh, MSN Messenger. You disappoint me.

Since I got a new phone, I figured I’d better change my MSN Messenger settings, to configure my mobile settings.

There are two things I needed to change: My Contact Card shows my cell phone number, so I had to change it in there. Plus, MSN Mobile had some settings I had to change, so that when I’m offline in Messenger, people can send me text messages.

Changing the MSN Mobile settings wasn’t too bad, although I had to try a couple of times to get it right. In the end, I had to do this:

  1. Tell Messenger to no longer allow people to send messages to my mobile device
  2. Go to MSN Mobile, and delete my account
  3. I may or may not have logged out of Messenger here... I can’t remember
  4. If I closed Messenger, I re-opened it. I went back to MSN Mobile, and created a mobile account
  5. I definitely logged out of Messenger at this point, and then logged back in
  6. It asked me if I wanted to allow people to send messages to my mobile device
  7. I said “yes”

  8. I had someone send me a test message, which worked
  9. The aforementioned someone was amazed when I replied from my phone, because she hadn’t realized that the messages are two-way
So that’s working, now. However, changing the phone number on my contact card hasn’t gone so well, yet. I haven’t been able to do it. I changed the setting in Messenger, and I’ve logged out, and had my friend log out, and no matter what we do, she still keeps seeing the old number.

Hopefully it will go away, eventually, and get updated with the new one I entered...

I can't blame her; I don't hear too well either

A conversation in the cafeteria:

Man in line in front of me: Fish and chips, please.
Woman serving: puts fish and french fries on the man’s plate
Woman serving: Would you like coleslaw?
Man in line in front of me: No thanks. But that’s enough french fries.
Woman serving: puts more french fries on the man’s plate anyway
Man in line in front of me: gives me an “oh well, what are you gonna do?” look
Me (with a smile on my face): Fish and chips, please.
Woman serving: puts fish and french fries on my plate
Woman serving: Would you like coleslaw?
Me: No thanks. But that’s enough french fries.
Woman serving: puts more french fries on my plate anyway

I’d talk about this more, but at the moment I have a whole lot of french fries I have to try and eat...

Uploading photos to Blogger

A while ago (June or so), Blogger introduced photo uploads to their list of services. They give 300MB of free space for uploading pictures, and when you upload, they automatically save two versions of the picture for you: the “real” version, and a scaled-down version for showing in the blog. So in your blog, you can have a little version of the picture, and when you click on it, the big version will show up. I promptly made use of it—and then just as promptly stopped putting up pictures, because I don’t take pictures that often.

But I do put up pictures occasionally, and I’ve discovered something: they did a really crappy job with their photo upload tool. It’s surprising, because Blogger is owned by Google, and they’re really good at doing stuff like this, but they seem to have dropped the ball on this one.

First of all, here’s how the tool works:

  1. In the Editor window, there is an icon for uploading images. When you click it, you get a pop-up that asks you what image you want to upload, how big you want it to be in the blog post (the scaled-down version), and whether you want it to be centred, or off to the left or right, or what.
  2. Once you click the Upload Image button, you get a little icon that indicates it’s uploading
  3. When it’s done uploading, you get another screen, that says your image is finished uploading, and has a Done button.

  4. Clicking this Done button is supposed to close the pop-up, and put you back in the editor window. The appropriate HTML for your image will be inserted into your post, and you can move it wherever you want. (Blogger always puts it at the beginning of the post, regardless of where your cursor was when you uploaded, which is a minor annoyance, but nothing big.)
Now, here are the problems I’ve encountered so far:

Sometimes, when you click the Done button, and the pop-up closes, it neglects to insert the image into your post. And, since the upload tool chooses a name (and location) for your file at the time when it gets uploaded, you don’t know what to put in there yourself—meaning that your only option is to upload the image again, and hope that it works this time.

The other problem that I’ve encountered—and this happens more than 50% of the time—is that sometimes the image upload never returns, and the window just hangs there, never giving you the “finished uploading” screen.

Both of these bugs have the same result: You have to upload the image again. And, since you only have 300MB of space on your account, you’ve got a bunch of wasted images taking up your space! This wouldn’t be so bad if Blogger had some type of tool where you could see what images you’ve got, and give you the URI for them. Then, if the upload fails, you could at least go and see if the image uploaded properly, and insert the HTML for the image into your post on your own. Or, alternatively, you could delete the images that didn’t get used, because the upload failed.

Audiovox SMT5600 Smartphone

I finally took the plunge today, and got my smartphone.

SMT 5600

The phone itself is great. It’s got a good form factor—very comfortable to hold in your hands, and the ergonomics are good. I do have some problems with the operating system, though; the major annoyance is the way it handles reminders. On all of my previous PocketPC devices (and in Outlook, if you use that for your email), when you get a reminder about a meeting, task item, etc., you have the option of Snoozing it. You can choose how long to “snooze” it—that is, how long Outlook will wait before reminding you again—and pick something that makes sense, based on what you’ll be doing for the next little while. But with the Smartphone operating system—specifically, the Smartphone 2003 Second Edition operating system, which is what I have; I’m led to believe the next version of Smartphone is better—you don’t have any options. It is pre-programmed to snooze for about 2 minutes, and then it reminds you again. If your appointment is in a couple of hours, you can either get reminded every two minutes for a couple of hours, or dismiss it altogether, and hope that you remember.

I’m also not 100% sure which profiles put it on vibrate, instead of ring, etc. And, as a weird little bonus, whenever I get left a voice mail—which is fairly often, right now, because I keep leaving myself “test messages”—the phone not only lets me know that I have a voice mail, but Rogers sends me a text message, which also informs me that I have a voice mail. This is unnecessary for two reasons:

  1. Since the text message isn’t needed, I’m just wasting a text message—which costs me money. Or... will cost me money; right now, I have the first month free or something.
  2. I currently have two different pieces of music that play, to notify me when I have a voice mail, and to notify me when I have a text message. When I get both at the same time, they both play at the same time. And, unlike every other phone I’ve ever had, they play the whole song, regardless of what you do. For my voice mail notification, I found a MIDI file of the Pink Panther theme, and for my text message theme I found a MIDI file of the James Bond theme, which I shortened to just the relevant part. So when I get a voice mail, Rogers also sends me a text message, and then I get the Pink Panther theme and the James Bond theme both playing at the same time, over top of each other. Also, the Pink Panther theme is about two minutes long, and my phone plays the whole two minute theme. So, when I did a test voice mail this morning, it played; and it continued to play, even as I called the voice mail service to get my voice mail. All the time I was getting my voice mail, I could hear the Pink Panther theme playing away in the background.


But don’t let the complaints put a negative spin on this; I’m happy with the phone. As an example of a nice feature it’s got, it can play Windows Media files for ringtones. On my old cell phone, I had a MIDI file of Soul Bossa Nova—better known as the theme from Austin Powers—but on my new one, I have a recording of the actual Soul Bossa Nova. (And, if I can find it, I’ll hopefully get a real copy of the James Bond theme, instead of a MIDI file.)

And, also on the plus side, it comes with a camera. So, for example, I can show you that some ass-face switched the cord on my phone at work, and gave me one that’s all crinkly and hard to use, like this:



Or, I can show you the notice which someone posted on the fridge at work, which I find rather funny:



(Incidentally, it took me forever to get that picture of the sign on the fridge, because I felt like an idiot taking a picture of the fridge. So I had to keep making excuses to go into the kitchen, until I found a time when nobody else was there, and was able to take it by myself.)

So, for the most part I’m very happy with the new phone. I’ll just have to learn how to use it the way Microsoft wants me to use it, rather than using it how I want to use it.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Simpsons Trivia: Who Shot Mr. Burns?

I thought I’d share with you one of the pieces of trivia I learned from the commentaries on the Simpsons Season 7 DVD.

At the end of Season 6, which ended with Part 1 of Who Shot Mr. Burns, Fox had a contest. People were supposed to guess who shot Mr. Burns, and the winner would be animated on the show. The same night the episode aired, one guy on the internet got the answer right, and posted the answer on a newsgroup (I’m guessing alt.tv.simpsons, which is a newsgroup I used to go to quite often, at the time—hey, I might even have read this guy’s post, although I don’t remember it), giving his reasons. (Which were correct, not just a random guess.) However, he didn’t enter the contest—he just posted the answer to the newsgroup.

The people who make the Simpsons had wanted to send him some kind of prize, as a reward for being the first person, but they weren’t allowed to contact him, because of the rules of the contest. So they waited until the contest was over, and then tried to contact him—but they couldn’t, because he had posted the answer from his email address at college/university, and the email address was no longer valid. They tried to find him, but to no avail. (They tried again, ten years later, when they were putting out the DVD for that season, but still couldn’t find him.)

Now here’s the funny part: The rules of the contest said that Fox would look through the first 1,000 correctly-entered entries to find a winner—but nobody in the first 1,000 entries got the right answer. And so, because of the rules of the contest, they had to pick a winner, from that first 1,000 people, and they chose someone who had picked Smithers. (They had specifically written the show to make it look like Smithers was the guilty one, so most people voted for him.) They never ended up animating her, though; they just paid her off with a bit of money, and tried to sweep the whole thing under the rug, because it was a bit embarrassing that the person who won their contest wasn’t even correct. (And the one person who did get it right, and for the right reasons and everything, they were never able to contact, to at least congratulate him.) (Well, maybe others did too; but if so, they entered after the first 1,000 entries, so they’ll be forgotten by history. Burn.)

Personally, I had always wondered whatever happened to that whole “we’ll animate you on the show” thing, and had just assumed that they’d done it some time. So I found it funny that they never did—and the reasons why.

Red Party

A while ago I posted about a party that was being hosted by Raymi (and someone else—I forget who), for bloggers in Toronto.

Raymi and Fil are hosting another one, on the 17th. I’m not actually 100% sure if you have to be a blogger to attend—in fact, you didn’t necessarily have to be to attend the last one—but they are asking everyone to wear red. I don’t know why—I don’t know them, and I haven’t asked them.

In any event, if you have a blog, and/or if you live in Toronto (or just want to come to Toronto, to go to a party), you’ll just have to follow Raymi’s blog for a while, and find out the details. I won’t be there, because it’s a Friday night and I’m always busy on Friday nights—plus all of the other reasons I mentioned why I wasn’t at the last one—so if you are a fan, and were just hoping to meet sernaferna in person, you’ll just have to wait a little longer.

You’ll have to take my word for it, but I actually typed that last part with a straight face.

John Swartzwelder

I decided to take a day off yesterday, since I’m not too busy at work these days, and one of the things I did was buy Season 7 of The Simpsons on DVD. I’m a big Simpsons fan, so I already had the first six seasons, and I figured that a day off would be the perfect day to get the next one, and start watching it.

As I listen to the commentaries on the DVDs—which I always do—they often mention one of the most prolific writers on the show; a guy named John Swartzwelder. If you have a favourite episode of The Simpsons, chances are pretty good that Swartzwelder wrote it, or at least helped. And as I was listening to the commentaries again yesterday, they were mentioning him again, and the fact that he always refuses to take part in the commentaries. And then they also mentioned that he’s written a couple of novels. This piqued my interest, so I went and looked for novels by John Swartzwelder on Amazon.com. I looked through the excerpt that Amazon provides for each, and they were both pretty funny. So I think that I’ll pick up one or both, the next time I’m buying books.

The big problem will be trying to remember how to spell “John Swartzwelder” when I’m in the book store. (Actually, the “John” part shouldn’t be too bad. It’s just the “Swartzwelder” part that will get me.)

If you’re interested, the two books are called The Time Machine Did It (a humour/mystery novel), and Double Wonderful (a humour/western novel). Actually, now that I think about it, it might be easier to remember the names of his books then trying to remember how to spell his name...

My Blog

I’ve noticed a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of my blog entries lately. (That was almost, but not quite, a Simpsons reference.) I’m not sure why.

The last little while at work I’ve been much less busy than usual—which is a nice change of pace—so I should have lots of time for blogging. In fact, there were many days in 2005 when I was working myself silly, and still managed to post a half dozen blog entries in a day—and it’s not like I was any more creative at the time than I am now, because if you’ve been following my blog, you know that I don’t normally talk about anything.

So I don’t know what’s going on.

Shout Out

Based on my previous post, I got a shout out on a friend’s blog. (I hope that link works...) Jer, I would comment on your blog from time to time, but Yahoo 360 only lets Yahoo 360 members comment on blogs, of which I am not. Sorry.

I also got mentioned on another friend’s blog, although I don’t think that particular mention was due to my post. It was simply due to the kindness of my heart, of which you should all be in awe, because it’s a pretty darned kind heart.

Hint: If you read either of these blogs, looking for references to me, the references will be in code. I’ll sometimes be referred to as “Hunter”, which is a nickname, rather than “sernaferna”, which is my given name. (I don’t have a last name. I just have one name, like Madonna, or Cher, or Paris Hilton.) Actually, one of them did mention my real name, but misspelled it using capitals, as SernaFerna—but I can’t blame him for that, because even I have problems with it.

Monday, February 06, 2006

An Interview With serna

The editors of this blog would like to present another in our ongoing series of interviews with the creative “man behind the blog”, sernaferna.

Question: serna, thanks for coming back. Now, to begin, I’d like to ask—
Answer: No.

Q: Um... no? No what?
A: No, I’m not doing another interview.

Q: Why not?
A: Because the last time that we did this, I spent the whole time calling myself a nerd. And this time, I’ve just finished spending an hour or so fixing HTML-Kit with another macro, to make editing these posts easier. Which means I’m probably going to start calling myself a nerd again.

Q: Hmm. You might have a point there.
A: Indeed.

So, I guess that’s it for today’s interview. Thanks for coming!

Blogging to my blog just for the sake of blogging to my blog

I still have nothing to say. (When I say “still”, I mean since I started this thing last year...) However, I have some spare time, so I might as well post.

I mentioned earlier that I was having problems with my Axim—that the sound had quit, and then come back, and I was expecting it to quit again—but it’s been fine since then. Odd, but good.

There was no Youth Group on Friday, which was nice, as I needed a day off from that. So instead, I went out with Andrea and some of her friends. Unfortunately, I didn’t know one of them, and barely knew another one, so I felt a bit like a 6th wheel. Which, now that I think about it, makes it an even number, so I should have felt better about the whole thing...

During my daily catch up on the blogs of all of the people I know, I read from two friends of mine from back home today. I miss those guys, sometimes. (Or, if you are one of those people, I miss you guys sometimes.)

This post is worse than usual; not only is it pointless and content-free, it’s even worsely written than usual.

I’m still reading The Da Vinci code, because I’m not able to set aside enough time to read these days. And the time that I did have to read, on the weekend, I devoted to catching up on The Nation, instead, since I had three back issues to go through. Speaking of back issues of The Nation, I noticed a couple of months ago that they’d neglected to send me a particular issue, and I emailed them about it, and they never got back to me. But then I forgot about it. Now I’m not too worried about it anymore, so I probably won’t bother to go back and complain about it again.

I have nothing else to say.

I wasn’t kidding when I said that I was posting just to kill some time—but I didn’t kill enough time. All I really feel like doing today is reading a book.

Friday, February 03, 2006

300th Post to this Blog!

You may not believe it, but this is my 300th post to this blog. Before this post, I clicked the Publish Post button on 299 separate posts—none of which was worth your time.

So is there anything I’d like to say, on this momentous occasion? No, not really. Any advice I’d like to share with the slightly newer bloggers? No, not really. Would I like to post a compendium, of past posts to this blog that are of interest? No, not really—there aren’t any posts that you’ll find of interest.

Have I wasted my time and yours, on 300 separate instances? Yes I have. Will I continue to do so? Yes I will.

Long live the internet.

Filler

I have nothing to say. This is just a placeholder post.

Mundane

This post is for someone in particular—you know who you are.

Definitions of mundane on the Web:

We use this word to refer to that which is modern. People sometimes refer to their "mundane life" when talking about their occupation, or their "mundane name" when introducing themselves.
www.wellesley.edu/Activities/homepage/felding/glossary.html

Non-somaferan. Not meant in the sense of "boring", but in the sense of "of the physical world". Does not apply to shamans, mystics, etc.
www.winterscapes.com/somafera/term.htm

  • everyday: found in the ordinary course of events; "a placid everyday scene"; "it was a routine day"; "there's nothing quite like a real...train conductor to add color to a quotidian commute"- Anita Diamant

  • concerned with the world or worldly matters; "mundane affairs"; "he developed an immense terrestrial practicality"

  • belonging to this earth or world; not ideal or heavenly; "not a fairy palace; yet a mundane wonder of unimagined kind"; "so terrene a being as himself"

wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

For other uses of the word Mundane see
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mundane

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Still Nothing to Say

I realize I haven’t been posting much. I just don’t have anything to say. I thought I had something to say today—my Axim was having sound problems, and it looked like I’d have to send it back to Dell again—but it mysteriously started working again this morning, so I guess I’ll have to wait until it starts acting up again, and post about it then.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Been quiet

I know that it’s been quiet on this blog lately, but I haven’t had anything to write about. (Not that that usually stops me...)

I don’t really have anything to write about now, either, but I’ve been watching Visual Studio .NET install on my laptop for about a half hour now, and it’s not even halfway, so I guess I need to do something to occupy my time.



I don’t strictly need VS.NET for my job; it was more for a personal thing—I wanted to see how easy it would be to build an app for a Smartphone, for when I get mine. But the joke’s on me, because I’m going to be wasting over an hour to install this, and when I’m done, I’ll probably have to take it back off anyway, because I’ll be out of disk space...

The Spy Who Came in from the Cold

As previously mentioned, I read The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, by John le Carré. And it was good—but not as good as I was expecting, unfortunately.

The book was the first “big” book that le Carré wrote, and I think the reason it is such a classic is that it opened up the spy genre a bit, and made it a bit more realistic. Frankly, the book is good—better than most of the “spy” or “thriller” novels out there—it’s just not up to le Carré’s standards, compared to the other books I’ve read by him. Which isn’t exactly a condemnation of this book; of course the other books are better. He wrote them after he wrote this one, and he got better with the years.

Funnily enough, after I read this book, I started reading The Da Vinci Code, and I’ve been warned by numerous people: the plot is good, the writing sucks. So I fully expected to be blogging about it to the same effect. But I’m about a quarter of the way through it, and I don’t actually find the writing that bad. (Except for the dialog—it’s pretty bad.) But I mentioned that to Andrea, and she just said that I haven’t got to the bad part yet, so I guess it’s going to get worse as I go.

Friday, January 27, 2006

It's never going to end!

I had finally made a decision as to what device to get, out of the two choices I was looking at. Although the RAZR has “coolness factor”, the SMT 5600 has “geek factor”, which is more important to me. So I decided to get the SMT 5600, and am just waiting for the price to go down on Rogers’ website. (They raised the price after Christmas. Go figure.)

I’m even learning to program for it. I had written a quick ’n dirty little application for my Axim, and I’m currently figuring out how to port it from the PocketPC 2003 operating system to the PocketPC SmartPhone operating system.

But I realized something today: With the SmartPhone operating system, Microsoft didn’t include an application for viewing “notes”. In Outlook, you have a Notes section, where you can enter little text notes to yourself, and I synchronize these with my PocketPC. For example, I can maintain my grocery list in a note, and anytime I think of something new to add, I can add it; and if I’m on the road, I can add it in my Axim, and it will sync back with my computer, and the two will be up to date with the same grocery list. Or if I have some particular piece of information I need to remember, like a username on some particular web site I hardly ever visit, I can put it in a note, and whenever I need to remember it, I can just pull out my Axim, and read it.

So now I’ll have to figure something else out for the SmartPhone...

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Book Review: Imperial Ambitions

Author: Noam Chomsky
Full Title: Imperial Ambitions: Conversations on the Post-9/11 World

There’s not much to say about this book that I haven’t already said here and here. Imperial Ambitions is a great book to get yourself started reading Chomsky. In fact, if you’re looking to start looking into Chomsky, I recommend this order (even though it’s not chronological):

  1. First, start with this book. Because of its interview style, the book is very readable, and also a very quick read.
  2. Once you’ve whet your appetite, move on to Necessary Illusions. One of the things that Chomsky touches on in Imperial Ambitions is the way the media is so “self-regulated” that it’s simply a propaganda machine for the government and for big business; Necessary Illusions completes the picture for you. (Or, if you read it in Imperial Ambitions but didn’t believe him, Necessary Illusions offers further proof of his point.)
  3. Finally, it’s time to move on to Hegemony or Survival, one of the most incisive books I’ve read on world politics.
Who knows? Maybe after I read the next Chomsky book, I’ll change the order...

I’ll end off with another quote from Imperial Ambitions. Chomsky is talking about oppression, and the fact that the roles always end up being reversed: the “merciless Indian savages” threatened the early American settlers, and so therefore had to be exterminated; the unfortunate rich people are being oppressed by the “rich black women who drive up in Cadillacs to get their welfare checks”, and therefore welfare should be eliminated; the American soldiers in Iraq brutally mistreat people because “they did it to us, now we’re doing it to them”—meaning that the soldiers have to follow the party line that Iraq was responsible for 9/11. Whenever you find a people being brutally oppressed, you’ll also find the oppressor claiming it’s being done in self-defense—regardless of how ridiculous the claim might be.

But Chomsky gives the rationale behind this way of thinking:

The same is true of any form of oppression. And it’s psychologically understandable. If you’re crushing and destroying someone, you have to have a reason for it, and it can’t be, I’m a murderous monster. It has to be self-defense. I’m protecting myself against them. Look what they’re doing to me. Oppression gets psychologically inverted: the oppressor is the victim who is defending himself.

(p. 167)

I’m moving on to another book by John le Carré for my next read, so I’m sure my next book review will be less heavy. (I’m fairly sure it will also be another glowing review—the book is The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, which is one of the most critically acclaimed spy novels ever written.)

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Another Chomsky Quote

Another quote, also from Imperial Ambitions:

Why are you putting so much onus on the educated class?

Because responsibility correlates with privilege. If you’re more privileged, you’re more responsible....

The people who are sitting in places like MIT have choices. They have privilege, they have education, they have training. That carries responsibility. Somebody who is working fifty hours a week to put food on the table and comes back exhausted at night and turns on the tube has many fewer choices. Technically, this person has choices, but they’re much harder to exercise, and therefore he has less responsibility. That’s just elementary. The people with the privilege and the education and the training are also the decision makers, either in the government or in business or the doctrinal institutions. So, yes, they’re the ones responsible, far more than those who don’t have any choices.

(pp. 131–132)

I may not be working in a think-tank in Washington, but as an educated, well-to-do, middle-aged white man, I can’t deny that I have a lot more privilege than most of the people in my country. And therefore, I have more responsibility. The readers of this blog have varying levels of responsibility, some less, maybe some more, but I know that I have a lot of responsibility, regardless of what others have.

Noam Chomsky: Imperial Ambitions

Warning: This post is not related to the Canadian elections.

As my long-time readers know, I’m a big fan of Noam Chomsky. I think that his book Hegemony or Survival should be required reading, for... well, for everyone in North America. However, I know that it’s a heavy read. (And man, does he ever like endnotes!) If you’re looking for something a bit lighter, by Chomsky, I recommend Imperial Ambitions: Conversations on the Post-9/11 World, which is a series of interviews with Chomsky. It’s very readable, and very understandable.

I’m currently only halfway through it, but I wanted to share a passage with you. Because the books is a series of interviews, it’s a question followed by Chomsky’s answer.

At the talks you give to American audiences, you often are asked the question, “What should I do?”

Only by American audiences. I’m never asked this in the third world. When you go to Turkey or Colombia or Brazil, they don’t ask you “What should I do?” They tell you what they’re doing. When I went to Porto Alegre, Brazil, for the World Social Forum, I met with some landless campesinos, and they didn’t ask me what they should do; they told me what they were doing. These are poor, oppressed people, living under horrendous conditions, and they would never dream of asking you what they should do. It’s only in highly privileged cultures like ours that people ask this question. We have every option open to us, and have none of the problems that are faced by intellectuals in Turkey or campesinos in Brazil. We can do anything. But people here are trained to believe that there are easy answers, and it doesn’t work that way. If you want to do something, you have to be dedicated and committed to it day after day. Educational programs, organizing, activism. That’s the way things change. You want a magic key, so you can go back to watching television tomorrow? It doesn’t exist.

(pp. 39–40)

One of the best things about Chomsky is that he believes things can be understandable to the layman. Just because he’s an “intellectual”, it doesn’t mean that everything he says has to be difficult to understand. And in this book, which is simply him talking, that really comes across.

I’m sure I’ll have a “book review” post here when I’m done the book, maybe with some more quotes, but before I’m even done, I highly recommend it.

Michael Moore

There are those who disagree with Michael Moore, on a lot of things. Actually, there are a lot of people who disagree with Michael Moore, on a lot of things. But take a look at the letter he posted on his web site a few days ago—unfortunately, I didn’t get this to share with you until now.

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Michael Moore Statement on Canadian Election

Michael Moore is currently in production on his next movie. As an avid lover of all things Canadian, he has issued the following statement regarding Canada’s upcoming election on Monday:

Oh, Canada—you’re not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That’s a joke, right? I know you have a great sense of humor, and certainly a well-developed sense of irony, but this is no longer funny. Maybe it’s a new form of Canadian irony—reverse irony! OK, now I get it. First, you have the courage to stand against the war in Iraq—and then you elect a prime minister who’s for it. You declare gay people have equal rights—and then you elect a man who says they don’t. You give your native peoples their own autonomy and their own territory—and then you vote for a man who wants to cut aid to these poorest of your citizens. Wow, that is intense! Only Canadians could pull off a hat trick of humor like that. My hat’s off to you.

Far be it from me, as an American, to suggest what you should do. You already have too many Americans telling you what to do. Well, actually, you’ve got just one American who keeps telling you to roll over and fetch and sit. I hope you don’t feel this appeal of mine is too intrusive but I just couldn’t sit by, as your friend, and say nothing. Yes, I agree, the Liberals have some ‘splainin’ to do. And yes, one party in power for more than a decade gets a little... long. But you have a parliamentary system (I’ll bet you didn’t know that—see, that’s why you need Americans telling you things!). There are ways at the polls to have your voices heard other than throwing the baby out with the bath water.

These are no ordinary times, and as you go to the polls on Monday, you do so while a man running the nation to the south of you is hoping you can lend him a hand by picking Stephen Harper because he’s a man who shares his world view. Do you want to help George Bush by turning Canada into his latest conquest? Is that how you want millions of us down here to see you from now on? The next notch in the cowboy belt? C’mon, where’s your Canadian pride? I mean, if you’re going to reduce Canada to a cheap download of Bush & Co., then at least don’t surrender so easily. Can’t you wait until he threatens to bomb Regina? Make him work for it, for Pete’s sake.

But seriously, I know you’re not going to elect a guy who should really be running for governor of Utah. Whew! I knew it! You almost had me there. Very funny. Don’t do that again. God, I love you, you crazy cold wonderful neighbors to my north. Don’t ever change.

Michael Moore

(Mr. Moore is not available for interviews because he now needs to address the situation in Azerbaijan. But he could be talked into it for a couple of tickets to a Leaf’s game.)

Oh well. We’ll just have to wait and see what happens...

Monday, January 23, 2006

My Friend

So there has been a bit of drama about my previous post on voting—some in the comments on this blog, as you’ve seen, and some outside of the internet. Most of which I don’t care about, but my friend’s feelings were hurt, and I definitely care about that. So I’m writing to give an update on that situation.

The first thing to report, which is the less important part, is that she has decided to vote. (I won’t tell you who she’s voting for, in case she’s not making it public...)

The second thing is much more important: I’m very proud of her, and the way she handled the whole thing. Although her feelings were hurt, she handled the situation with maturity, and with a Christian heart that put me to shame. She came to me (on Messenger) to talk about it, and we had a good long, rational conversation. Of course it wasn’t devoid of emotion—her feelings were hurt, after all—but man was I impressed with the way she handled herself. She was able to acknowledge her emotions, and discuss them, without being ruled by them.

As I said, the fact that she decided to vote isn’t the important thing—this isn’t a case where “I won the argument, so therefore she did the right thing”—but the fact that she could look past her emotions, and still make that kind of decision... how many of us would have done that? How many of us would have said “well, this person just hurt my feelings, but let me try to understand what he’s saying anyway”?

I think most of us could learn a thing or two from her. I hope I did...

Grr

If you’re ever scheduling a meeting, please keep in mind that the correct time to cancel the meeting is before it starts, not after.

That is all.

Conservative Party AGAIN

I have an update to my update. For those of you who are new to the blog, here’s what happened earlier:

  1. Without asking permission, the Conservative Party candidate in our riding put some huge signs up on our fence, illegally, without asking our permission.
  2. We called the guy’s campaign headquarters, to complain, and get them to take the signs down. They agreed.
  3. They didn’t do it.
  4. We called again, and they finally came to take the signs down.
Now here’s the update: on Sunday, they came and put up signs on our fence again!

I guess they figured it was the day before the election, so they’d like to get as much exposure as possible while they still could. We felt we didn’t have time to waste, so we took the signs down ourselves—we practically lept out of the car while it was still rolling, to get them off the fence as quickly as possible—and called them to complain again.

Now Andrea has been researching the issue, and we’ve found out who at Elections Canada we can report the issue to. (Apparently it’s a local City of Toronto by-law, but it’s enforced by Elections Canada somehow.) So we have to write a letter to them, which we’ll be doing tonight.

Phew!

I narrowly avoided getting a parking ticket on Saturday. We’d gone downtown to help some friends move—although we didn’t actually end up doing anything—and they only had metre parking available. We were about ten minutes overdue, and were heading back to the car, just in time to see the parking guy getting out of his car, and heading towards ours.

Now, I wasn’t too worried about it. He had caught me fair and square, and I was willing to pay the fine. But Andrea saw him, too, and started heading purposefully toward the car, to let him know we were about to get in it, and drive away. I saw him look at the slip of paper on our dash, and hesitate, because he wanted to give us the ticket, but after a brief internal debate, he decided not to bother.

THE END

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Welcome!

I just forwarded the URL for my blog to a whole bunch of people—only some of which I probably know—via email.

So, just on the off chance that some of those people are visiting, welcome!

And if you’re wondering if you should bother coming here on a regular basis, here are my thoughts:

  1. First off, here is a post telling you why you shouldn’t bother.
  2. Second, here is a post where I mention that even I don’t know why I come here.
So... I guess I won’t see too many of you here after this. But it was nice of you to come anyway!

Friday, January 20, 2006

Political MSN Convo

Everyone’s thinking about politics these days, in Canada...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
well....you're of no help at all!!

sernaferna says:


Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
i thought you're blog was gonna be helpful

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
i've done some reading and have been watching nothing but politics for the last TWO hours or so and I don't know what to do

sernaferna says:
Sorry. I'm not in the helpful business--I'm in the confusion business.

sernaferna says:
What are the choices you're looking at?

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
lol

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
same as you

sernaferna says:
Are you like so many others--trying to decide between NDP and Lib?

sernaferna says:
You can try this site:

http://www.electionprediction.org/


sernaferna says:
They're trying to predict who will win each riding, based on who has won before, and hopefully other factors too...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
i just went to election.ca

sernaferna says:
That might help you decide what to do for your particular riding...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
that's exactly what i'm looking into right now

sernaferna says:
Yeah, the latest polls show the Libs closing the gap wiht the Cons.

sernaferna says:
GAH! That election.ca thing suddenly just opened a bunch of windows. lol

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
yeah....i know....sorry

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
it would be really interesting to know how many ppl voted liberal as a strategy

sernaferna says:
It would indeed...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
most ppl i've talked to are going through the same thing

sernaferna says:
Of course, the NDP has been urging people to vote NDP "strategically"... I don't know that anyone's buying that.

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
that would take a lot of ppl

sernaferna says:
I *think* that the NDP has a chance in my riding. However, that website I just sent you predicted Liberal pretty strongly, so they obviously don't agree.

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
lol

sernaferna says:
Of course, I live in Toronto--and most of the people who are voting Conservative aren't from Toronto. There is a good chance that they'll win the election, but most of the votes won't come from here, I don't think.

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
well...apparently it's too close to predict here

sernaferna says:
Funnily enough, if it was me, that would take some of the pressure off. I'd be able to just vote for who I wanted to vote for, and not be panicked that the Conservatives would get in...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
true

sernaferna says:
And on that note, I'm off to get a , which will help me think about things.

sernaferna says:
BTW, do you mind if I post this conversation on my blog?

Candidates Debate

Andrea and I went to a “Meet the Candidates” thing last night. There was a debate, between candidates from the Conservative, NDP, and Liberal parties, and then after there was a time where the candidates in our riding made themselves available for us to meet them.

We planned to go to the meet ’n greet thing, but unfortunately, as it turned out, the debate would have been a much better use of our time. We caught the end of it, and it was a really good debate. (And, the more we thought about it, the less we really cared about simply shaking hands with the candidates...)

One of the main things they were talking about was child care. The Conservatives have plan where Canada would stop spending money on child care facilities, and instead would give each family with children up to $1,200 per year, to spend on child care. (I didn’t catch the details, but probably through tax credits—Conservatives love tax credits.) Both the NDP and Liberal candidates took the Conservative guy to task for that, though; first of all, $1,200 sounds like a lot of money—until you add it up, and realize that’s only about $5 per day (if you don’t count weekends). That’s not enough for day care. Second of all, if the government isn’t going to invest in day care facilities, then that $1,200 becomes even more useless—where are you going to spend it? (Over-simplification alert! This paragraph was simplified!)

Another thing that I found interesting was that the Conservative guy said that one of the biggest problems with the NDP and Liberal plans for day care is that their plans require the day care workers to be unionized. I don’t have the exact quote for you, unfortunately, but he used the word “union” as if it were a slur. Now, I don’t feel as strongly about unions as some people—I do think that some people in North American can get too lazy/greedy—but I also think that unions, in general, are a very good thing, and that they’ve done more for workers rights than any other force in North America. So I was surprised to hear the Conservative guy just out and out blasting the Liberal and NDP plans for something that, really, most people would consider a good thing, not a bad thing. (And the other candidates immediately called him on that, as well.)

All in all, I think the Liberal and NDP candidates did a very good job of presenting their positions; the NDP guy especially impressed me. (But, of course, I’m much more aligned politically with the NDP than the Liberals, so that’s not very surprising.)

But you know what really surprised me, about this debate? It’s that I was able to follow it, and understand what was going on. I was expecting everything to be couched in such politicised language that I wouldn’t realize what was going on. I pretty much figured that the Conservative guy would say things that I would disagree with, but what I thought was that he would say it in such a way that it would just make me uncomfortable; I figured I’d then have to go away and think about it, and really dissect it, to figure out why I disagreed with him. But, as it turned out, it was very understandable. I was completely blown away to hear him talking about things like unions being a bad thing, and just out-and-out saying it.

And, although we weren’t that interested in just shaking hands with the candidates, we did go and meet the NDP guy from our riding. Although I’m still a little bit up in the air on the “strategic voting” thing (meaning I don’t know if I’ll vote for the best people for the job, or vote for the non-Conservative party with the best chance of keeping the Conservatives out of power), he did convince me that the NDP really does have a fairly good chance of winning in our riding. (Of course, in the last election, only 140 people voted in my riding—meaning that every vote was worth almost 1%—so if enough people get out to the polls this time, it’s anyone’s race.

So, in a nutshell, I still haven’t decided whether I’ll vote NDP or Liberal. As I mentioned to Andrea last night, every time she comes up with a reason why we should vote strategically, I immediately present a counter-argument, as to why we should vote positively—and every time she comes up with a reason why we should vote positively, I immediately come up with a counter-argument as to why we should vote strategically. So that just proves that I’m still struggling with this...

Nigerian Letter Scam, Part 2

Further to my earlier post, about the Nigerian Letter scam, here’s another example.

As long as people are still falling prey to this, other people will keep perpetrating it.

The Soap

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Another Thursday in the books

I’ve had a fairly productive day today. I won’t bother telling you what all I did, since it’s work-related, but take my word for it, it was productive.

Pretty soon my Christian book will be ready for online publishing. However, there’s still one part that I need to talk over with my pastor; when he read the first draft, there was a section he thought I needed to look at again, and I agreed, and told him I’d take him out for a coffee some day, to talk about it. And then I never did, so he probably thinks I was either lying, or just lost interest. But every once in a while, I remember this book I still have lying around, and think to myself “oh yeah, I still haven’t asked him out for a coffee yet, to shoot the breeze about that section of the book”. And then I forget again, because I’m always busy.

At any rate, despite the fact that this book spends 90% of its time on the back burner, everyone who has read it so far has given me a lot of very useful feedback, so I’m happy they’ve been able to help out.

Nothing to say, again

As my faithful readers (all 2 or 3 of you) know, I haven’t written much here, the last couple of days. It’s because I was in all-day meetings for Tuesday and Wednesday, and thus not in front of my computer.

Now that I’m back, and able to post if necessary, I apparently have nothing to say. (Except one vitriolic post about voting, of course.)

I’d really just rather be at home reading a book right now, under the covers, than be at work.

So, you know what this means, don’t you? When I’m not too busy at work, but I have nothing to say? It means that there will probably be dozens of posts this afternoon, all of which will be 100% content-free!

Editor’s Note: I’ve probably just saved you from having to read a dozen posts on nothing; any time I say “I’m probably not going to post much” I end up posting a ton of entries, and when I say “I’m probably going to post a lot”, I don’t normally end up posting too much at all. I’ll be interested to see if the pattern holds up this afternoon. Of course, I don’t think I’m feeling too well, so I may end up trying to go home early anyway, in which case I really won’t post that much.

Voting

I just read a friend’s blog, in which she claims that she’s not voting, and is sick and tired of people “harassing” her about it. Let’s not sugar coat it: People who are eligible to vote but don’t are just being lazy and selfish. If you’re a Christian, you have no excuse for this.

Some people don’t vote because they don’t know enough about the issues, or the parties they’re voting for—because they’re too lazy to look into it.

Some people don’t vote because they think all parties are the same—because they were too lazy to look into it, and don’t realize that they’re NOT all the same.

Some people don’t vote because they just plain don’t care about their country, or the world in general. The Conservative Party—the one that looks like it’s going to win—will take money away from the poor and the middle class, and give it to corporations and the rich. Because people don’t care enough to learn about the issues and vote, they may get in power, and do harm to your friends, neighbours, and maybe you. They are also planning not to support Kyoto, and to help the US put weapons of mass destruction in space. Because people don’t care enough to learn about the issues and vote, these people may get in power, and do harm to the entire world.

I’ve never, ever, in my entire life, ever heard anyone come up with any valid reason not to vote. Don’t even try to claim to care about the poor, the world in general, human rights, or any other issue, if you’re not going to take part in the one thing we as citizens can do to make a difference in these matters.

This person is getting “harassed” on this because she doesn’t have a good reason for it—because there is no good reason for it.

I can’t believe someone would be so lazy and self-absorbed, and then have the gall to write a blog entry where she vents because people are calling her on it. No wonder everyone else in the world hates North Americans—we frigging deserve it!

Monday, January 16, 2006

Email Fraud

Anyone who has been on the internet for any length of time has probably got the email from someone—usually claiming to be from Nigeria—who has a large sum of money stowed away in a bank somewhere that they can’t get at, and if you just send a few hundred dollars for “banking fees”, they’ll split the money with you. (Or, more likely, they won’t ask for any money up front; but eventually things will go a bit wrong, and they’ll need some money from you to get things back on track.) It’s a famous scam, and it’s been around for a long time. (It’s known as the Nigerian Scam, and also known as a “4-1-9” or “Advance Fee Fraud” scheme. You can learn more on Snopes.)

But I just saw a version that, to me, looks updated: There is now someone claiming to be a Christian, with a large sum of money, that they want to give to you so that their non-Christian in-laws can’t get their sinful hands on it. Andrea claims to have seen the Christian version a long time ago, so it’s probably not that new at all, but I believe it’s a variant of the older Nigerian Scam.

It looks like the same old con, but they’ve modified it especially for Christians. The email I got is as follows:

Dear Beloved in Christ.

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth; I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & His Mercies and glory upon my life.

I am Mrs. Mary Parker, the wife of Mr. Robert Parker, my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Kenya for twenty years before he died in the year 2003.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-again and dedicated Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is strongly against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$7.5 Million (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) with a Bank in Europe. Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come over.

Presently, I’m in a hospital in Kenya where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank.

I want a person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband’s relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. {Exodus14 VS14} says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband’s relatives around me always. I don’t want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible.

BELOVED ONE, REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL: maryparker78@netscape.net

Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs. Mary Parker

I just hope and pray that few—or no—people fall for this. It’s sad that people with such good intentions will get caught up by something like this, because they don’t take a few minutes to think about it first, before they start sending money.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Update on the serna Time Situation

Further to my last post, I’ve wasted even more time.

I went to my blog, and then clicked the Next Blog button, and just kept clicking, blog by blog, until I found one that was interesting.

Well... that was the plan, anyway. After a dozen or so, I gave up on finding an interesting one. Which brings me back to the two questions I ask myself the most, when it comes to blogging: Why would anyone read this blog? and Why do so many people have blogs of their own?

If I have any faithful readers, they must know by now that I don’t claim to be able to answer either of those questions...

Apparently, I have nothing to say...

Here’s how I have spent the last couple of minutes:

Went and checked out a blog, because I had commented on it earlier, and wanted to see if anyone responded. That, my friends, makes me a pathetic loser, but that’s a topic for another post.

Went to another blog, because I had a few minutes to kill. Read a new post, and commented on it. Then realized I had made a fool of myself in my comment—a not uncommon occurrence—and commented again. Which probably compounded the problem.

Still had some time to kill. Decided to post to my own blog about the fact that I’d just made a fool of myself, got partway done, and then realized that even I wasn’t interested in the topic.

Sat staring blankly at my computer screen for a few minutes.

Pulled up my editor to start a blog post; I may not want to post about the fact that I’m an idiot, but surely I want to post about something, right?

Stared blankly at my computer screen for a few more minutes.

Started typing, which produced the work of art you see before you.

My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it!