Friday, July 07, 2006

Beware the Outdoors!

Since the weather is so nice, I’ve been taking some of my phone calls outside lately, on my cell phone. Especially the personal ones, but even a short conference call here or there.

Unfortunately, I was doing so this afternoon, and I managed to sit in something—which may or may not be tar—that is now stuck to my pants. I tried to sit carefully on my chair, half on and half off, so that the substance wouldn’t come off on it, but I got it on there anyway, so now my chair has three and a half black smudges on it.

Maybe four.

If I had been thinking, I would have sat on a napkin or paper towel or something, so that the chair would stay clean, but I didn’t think of it until after I’d put the three and a half smudges on it.


Anonymous said...

I think when you wrote "sit in something" you actually meant to write "poop myself".

Dirty boy.