I'm so stupid

I was getting all worked up, and getting ready to post about people who misuse the word "literally". Luckily, I looked the word up, first. (Actually, I was looking it up so that I could include the definition in my post, like the smart aleck I am.)

It turns out that there are two meanings for the word "literally", which are almost the opposite of each other. So all those people who were using "literally" in a way that I thought was incorrect, were not incorrect, but were correct.

So who's the dummy now?