Random thoughts during a conference call

• This call is taking so long I can feel my beard growing
• Some people in the world are as smart as I am. But not all of them.
• Well, this is going pretty goo—
  “Which brings up another question…”
  Crap.
• It’s hard to pay attention to a conference call when my email is open in front of me. Having my HTML editor doesn’t help either…
• Five minutes left. I hope we’ll be finishing on time!