Friday, January 20, 2006

Political MSN Convo

Everyone’s thinking about politics these days, in Canada...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
well....you're of no help at all!!

sernaferna says:


Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
i thought you're blog was gonna be helpful

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
i've done some reading and have been watching nothing but politics for the last TWO hours or so and I don't know what to do

sernaferna says:
Sorry. I'm not in the helpful business--I'm in the confusion business.

sernaferna says:
What are the choices you're looking at?

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
lol

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
same as you

sernaferna says:
Are you like so many others--trying to decide between NDP and Lib?

sernaferna says:
You can try this site:

http://www.electionprediction.org/


sernaferna says:
They're trying to predict who will win each riding, based on who has won before, and hopefully other factors too...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
i just went to election.ca

sernaferna says:
That might help you decide what to do for your particular riding...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
that's exactly what i'm looking into right now

sernaferna says:
Yeah, the latest polls show the Libs closing the gap wiht the Cons.

sernaferna says:
GAH! That election.ca thing suddenly just opened a bunch of windows. lol

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
yeah....i know....sorry

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
it would be really interesting to know how many ppl voted liberal as a strategy

sernaferna says:
It would indeed...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
most ppl i've talked to are going through the same thing

sernaferna says:
Of course, the NDP has been urging people to vote NDP "strategically"... I don't know that anyone's buying that.

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
that would take a lot of ppl

sernaferna says:
I *think* that the NDP has a chance in my riding. However, that website I just sent you predicted Liberal pretty strongly, so they obviously don't agree.

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
lol

sernaferna says:
Of course, I live in Toronto--and most of the people who are voting Conservative aren't from Toronto. There is a good chance that they'll win the election, but most of the votes won't come from here, I don't think.

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
well...apparently it's too close to predict here

sernaferna says:
Funnily enough, if it was me, that would take some of the pressure off. I'd be able to just vote for who I wanted to vote for, and not be panicked that the Conservatives would get in...

Beth- Guilt....it's a powerful thing!! says:
true

sernaferna says:
And on that note, I'm off to get a , which will help me think about things.

sernaferna says:
BTW, do you mind if I post this conversation on my blog?

Candidates Debate

Andrea and I went to a “Meet the Candidates” thing last night. There was a debate, between candidates from the Conservative, NDP, and Liberal parties, and then after there was a time where the candidates in our riding made themselves available for us to meet them.

We planned to go to the meet ’n greet thing, but unfortunately, as it turned out, the debate would have been a much better use of our time. We caught the end of it, and it was a really good debate. (And, the more we thought about it, the less we really cared about simply shaking hands with the candidates...)

One of the main things they were talking about was child care. The Conservatives have plan where Canada would stop spending money on child care facilities, and instead would give each family with children up to $1,200 per year, to spend on child care. (I didn’t catch the details, but probably through tax credits—Conservatives love tax credits.) Both the NDP and Liberal candidates took the Conservative guy to task for that, though; first of all, $1,200 sounds like a lot of money—until you add it up, and realize that’s only about $5 per day (if you don’t count weekends). That’s not enough for day care. Second of all, if the government isn’t going to invest in day care facilities, then that $1,200 becomes even more useless—where are you going to spend it? (Over-simplification alert! This paragraph was simplified!)

Another thing that I found interesting was that the Conservative guy said that one of the biggest problems with the NDP and Liberal plans for day care is that their plans require the day care workers to be unionized. I don’t have the exact quote for you, unfortunately, but he used the word “union” as if it were a slur. Now, I don’t feel as strongly about unions as some people—I do think that some people in North American can get too lazy/greedy—but I also think that unions, in general, are a very good thing, and that they’ve done more for workers rights than any other force in North America. So I was surprised to hear the Conservative guy just out and out blasting the Liberal and NDP plans for something that, really, most people would consider a good thing, not a bad thing. (And the other candidates immediately called him on that, as well.)

All in all, I think the Liberal and NDP candidates did a very good job of presenting their positions; the NDP guy especially impressed me. (But, of course, I’m much more aligned politically with the NDP than the Liberals, so that’s not very surprising.)

But you know what really surprised me, about this debate? It’s that I was able to follow it, and understand what was going on. I was expecting everything to be couched in such politicised language that I wouldn’t realize what was going on. I pretty much figured that the Conservative guy would say things that I would disagree with, but what I thought was that he would say it in such a way that it would just make me uncomfortable; I figured I’d then have to go away and think about it, and really dissect it, to figure out why I disagreed with him. But, as it turned out, it was very understandable. I was completely blown away to hear him talking about things like unions being a bad thing, and just out-and-out saying it.

And, although we weren’t that interested in just shaking hands with the candidates, we did go and meet the NDP guy from our riding. Although I’m still a little bit up in the air on the “strategic voting” thing (meaning I don’t know if I’ll vote for the best people for the job, or vote for the non-Conservative party with the best chance of keeping the Conservatives out of power), he did convince me that the NDP really does have a fairly good chance of winning in our riding. (Of course, in the last election, only 140 people voted in my riding—meaning that every vote was worth almost 1%—so if enough people get out to the polls this time, it’s anyone’s race.

So, in a nutshell, I still haven’t decided whether I’ll vote NDP or Liberal. As I mentioned to Andrea last night, every time she comes up with a reason why we should vote strategically, I immediately present a counter-argument, as to why we should vote positively—and every time she comes up with a reason why we should vote positively, I immediately come up with a counter-argument as to why we should vote strategically. So that just proves that I’m still struggling with this...

Nigerian Letter Scam, Part 2

Further to my earlier post, about the Nigerian Letter scam, here’s another example.

As long as people are still falling prey to this, other people will keep perpetrating it.

The Soap

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Another Thursday in the books

I’ve had a fairly productive day today. I won’t bother telling you what all I did, since it’s work-related, but take my word for it, it was productive.

Pretty soon my Christian book will be ready for online publishing. However, there’s still one part that I need to talk over with my pastor; when he read the first draft, there was a section he thought I needed to look at again, and I agreed, and told him I’d take him out for a coffee some day, to talk about it. And then I never did, so he probably thinks I was either lying, or just lost interest. But every once in a while, I remember this book I still have lying around, and think to myself “oh yeah, I still haven’t asked him out for a coffee yet, to shoot the breeze about that section of the book”. And then I forget again, because I’m always busy.

At any rate, despite the fact that this book spends 90% of its time on the back burner, everyone who has read it so far has given me a lot of very useful feedback, so I’m happy they’ve been able to help out.

Nothing to say, again

As my faithful readers (all 2 or 3 of you) know, I haven’t written much here, the last couple of days. It’s because I was in all-day meetings for Tuesday and Wednesday, and thus not in front of my computer.

Now that I’m back, and able to post if necessary, I apparently have nothing to say. (Except one vitriolic post about voting, of course.)

I’d really just rather be at home reading a book right now, under the covers, than be at work.

So, you know what this means, don’t you? When I’m not too busy at work, but I have nothing to say? It means that there will probably be dozens of posts this afternoon, all of which will be 100% content-free!

Editor’s Note: I’ve probably just saved you from having to read a dozen posts on nothing; any time I say “I’m probably not going to post much” I end up posting a ton of entries, and when I say “I’m probably going to post a lot”, I don’t normally end up posting too much at all. I’ll be interested to see if the pattern holds up this afternoon. Of course, I don’t think I’m feeling too well, so I may end up trying to go home early anyway, in which case I really won’t post that much.

Voting

I just read a friend’s blog, in which she claims that she’s not voting, and is sick and tired of people “harassing” her about it. Let’s not sugar coat it: People who are eligible to vote but don’t are just being lazy and selfish. If you’re a Christian, you have no excuse for this.

Some people don’t vote because they don’t know enough about the issues, or the parties they’re voting for—because they’re too lazy to look into it.

Some people don’t vote because they think all parties are the same—because they were too lazy to look into it, and don’t realize that they’re NOT all the same.

Some people don’t vote because they just plain don’t care about their country, or the world in general. The Conservative Party—the one that looks like it’s going to win—will take money away from the poor and the middle class, and give it to corporations and the rich. Because people don’t care enough to learn about the issues and vote, they may get in power, and do harm to your friends, neighbours, and maybe you. They are also planning not to support Kyoto, and to help the US put weapons of mass destruction in space. Because people don’t care enough to learn about the issues and vote, these people may get in power, and do harm to the entire world.

I’ve never, ever, in my entire life, ever heard anyone come up with any valid reason not to vote. Don’t even try to claim to care about the poor, the world in general, human rights, or any other issue, if you’re not going to take part in the one thing we as citizens can do to make a difference in these matters.

This person is getting “harassed” on this because she doesn’t have a good reason for it—because there is no good reason for it.

I can’t believe someone would be so lazy and self-absorbed, and then have the gall to write a blog entry where she vents because people are calling her on it. No wonder everyone else in the world hates North Americans—we frigging deserve it!

Monday, January 16, 2006

Email Fraud

Anyone who has been on the internet for any length of time has probably got the email from someone—usually claiming to be from Nigeria—who has a large sum of money stowed away in a bank somewhere that they can’t get at, and if you just send a few hundred dollars for “banking fees”, they’ll split the money with you. (Or, more likely, they won’t ask for any money up front; but eventually things will go a bit wrong, and they’ll need some money from you to get things back on track.) It’s a famous scam, and it’s been around for a long time. (It’s known as the Nigerian Scam, and also known as a “4-1-9” or “Advance Fee Fraud” scheme. You can learn more on Snopes.)

But I just saw a version that, to me, looks updated: There is now someone claiming to be a Christian, with a large sum of money, that they want to give to you so that their non-Christian in-laws can’t get their sinful hands on it. Andrea claims to have seen the Christian version a long time ago, so it’s probably not that new at all, but I believe it’s a variant of the older Nigerian Scam.

It looks like the same old con, but they’ve modified it especially for Christians. The email I got is as follows:

Dear Beloved in Christ.

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth; I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & His Mercies and glory upon my life.

I am Mrs. Mary Parker, the wife of Mr. Robert Parker, my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Kenya for twenty years before he died in the year 2003.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-again and dedicated Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is strongly against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$7.5 Million (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) with a Bank in Europe. Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come over.

Presently, I’m in a hospital in Kenya where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank.

I want a person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband’s relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. {Exodus14 VS14} says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband’s relatives around me always. I don’t want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible.

BELOVED ONE, REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL: maryparker78@netscape.net

Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs. Mary Parker

I just hope and pray that few—or no—people fall for this. It’s sad that people with such good intentions will get caught up by something like this, because they don’t take a few minutes to think about it first, before they start sending money.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Update on the serna Time Situation

Further to my last post, I’ve wasted even more time.

I went to my blog, and then clicked the Next Blog button, and just kept clicking, blog by blog, until I found one that was interesting.

Well... that was the plan, anyway. After a dozen or so, I gave up on finding an interesting one. Which brings me back to the two questions I ask myself the most, when it comes to blogging: Why would anyone read this blog? and Why do so many people have blogs of their own?

If I have any faithful readers, they must know by now that I don’t claim to be able to answer either of those questions...

Apparently, I have nothing to say...

Here’s how I have spent the last couple of minutes:

Went and checked out a blog, because I had commented on it earlier, and wanted to see if anyone responded. That, my friends, makes me a pathetic loser, but that’s a topic for another post.

Went to another blog, because I had a few minutes to kill. Read a new post, and commented on it. Then realized I had made a fool of myself in my comment—a not uncommon occurrence—and commented again. Which probably compounded the problem.

Still had some time to kill. Decided to post to my own blog about the fact that I’d just made a fool of myself, got partway done, and then realized that even I wasn’t interested in the topic.

Sat staring blankly at my computer screen for a few minutes.

Pulled up my editor to start a blog post; I may not want to post about the fact that I’m an idiot, but surely I want to post about something, right?

Stared blankly at my computer screen for a few more minutes.

Started typing, which produced the work of art you see before you.

My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it!

Strategic Voting

Here is the quandary I find myself in, along with many, many other Canadians:

Neither the Conservatives nor the Liberals have earned my vote. They won’t do anything to help the people of Canada, and the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer. For the Liberals, it’s because they just won’t do anything, and for the Conservatives, it’s because they’re actively evil, and will work hard to make sure anyone in the middle class ends up in poverty as soon as possible. And then take away any social services which might have helped us. And then, when we’re all poor and broke and living in the gutter, they’ll give us hefty fines for living in the gutter, which will be considered trespassing. And then they’ll take the money from those fines, and give it to rich people. Who will use it to pollute the environment, and lobby to try and enact laws making it legal to hunt homosexuals for sport.

So what does this mean? It means that I should vote for another party, like the NDP or the Green Party. My understanding is that the Green Party in Canada is a joke (as opposed to many other countries in the world, where the Green Party is a very progressive party), which means that it’s the NDP who would probably get my vote. In fact, in the last little while, I’ve been pretty impressed with what the NDP has been able to do for Canadians, by strategically playing the Liberals. So they should get my vote, right?

But wait. There’s a problem. Because so many Canadians have a “two party system” mentality, they have it in their heads that they should vote for either the Conservatives or the Liberals—the two “real” parties. So now, because everyone is so disappointed with the Liberals, a lot of people are shifting their votes to the Conservative party. And therein lies the quandary: I really don’t want to vote for the Liberals, because they won’t do anything, but if I vote for the NDP or the Green Party, it will “split the vote”. What this means is that the votes needed to defeat the Conservatives will get split up among the other parties, and none of them will get enough votes on their own to defeat the Conservatives—meaning that the Conservatives will win. (And thus the whole “two party system” mentality becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy...)

So now I have to seriously consider voting Liberal, just to keep the Conservatives from coming to power, and killing us all. (Quickly, by making us all poor and eliminating social services, and also slowly, by poisoning the environment.)

GAH! My brain hurts.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

My Cartoon

EDIT: Warning! This post is out of date! I’ve finally taken the plunge, and uploaded the video to YouTube. You can see it on my blog here, or on YouTube here.

Don’t bother following the instructions given in this entry, because I’m removing the video from the link below.
Ah, forget it. Rather than trying to figure out if I want to join Google Video, I’ll just post a link here to my cartoon. In order to enjoy the cartoon properly, you’ll need to have your sound turned on. (No, this isn’t one of those cheezy things where everything is peaceful and then suddenly a face jumps out at you and yells “Boo!”)

1. You can follow this link to go to my Yahoo! Briefcase site, where I put a copy of the movie. There will be a list of folders (of which there was only one, when I wrote this):



2. Click the link called movies. This will list all of the movies I’ve saved there (of which there was only one, when I wrote this):



3. Right-click the movie name, and choose Save Target As:



4. Save the file (which is a WMV) on your computer.



5. Watch and enjoy.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Diet and Exercise Addendum

Further to my earlier post, let me just set your minds at rest, and confirm that I did go out jogging last night.

Pictures

Although I pride myself on having a mostly text-only site, I was very excited when I found out I could upload pictures to Blogger, and post them here. (I don’t have a Flickr account or anything where I can post pictures, and my Yahoo Photos site—while great for allowing me unlimited space to post my pics—isn’t really geared toward including my images on other websites.)

However, as it turns out, I don’t really put up pictures here that often. Probably because I don’t tend to bring a digital camera around with me everywhere I go.

I was thinking about the situation this afternoon, which is what prompted me to put up this post. I just wanted to put up something that had pictures...

People are strange

When we were in Barbados, we came across the following graffiti:



“Ha ha!”, we thought. “People wrote their names on that plant! How funny!” We even got a big print of this picture, which we put up in our bathroom.

And then we went to Venezuela, and we saw the following:



Apparently, this is some type of world-wide epidemic! All over the place, people are finding plants, and carving their names into them.

So, just to keep the trend alive, we got a big print of this picture, too, and put it beside the first one in our bathroom.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

Google Video Update

Update: I still haven’t decided if I want to upload my cartoon to Google Video.

That is all.

Okay, this is kind of funny...

Last week I was posting about the blogger party they hosted here in Toronto. (“They” being Raymi and Paige.) (Do you like how I just refer to these people by their first names, as if I know them?) But in Raymi’s blog, she referred to it as a “stupid gay blogger party”, because she didn’t know if it was actually going to be fun or not.

They got an email from someone who hosts some kind of gay blog, who thought the party was for actual gay bloggers.

Yeah, actually, you know what? The more I think about it, the less funny it is. But I did get a laugh out of it this morning...

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

4:30 on a Tuesday

What a long, boring, pointless day. Aside from the fact that * ******* *** ** ** *********, nothing special happened today.

Maybe tomorrow will be more exciting. Although, if the last 365 days are any indication, probably not.

Work

I would love to post about work right now, because one of my colleagues is a—

But I don’t post about work, so I can’t finish that sentence.

Diet and Exercise

First of all, let me just say this: I have not given up on my resolution to get exercise every night, and eat more fruit.

However, my plan has hit a snag, and that snag is weekends: Friday nights, I have Youth Group, which makes it unlikely that I’d be able to get home in time to go out for a jog. (I normally get home just in time to fall into bed.) Saturdays are also probably going to be bad, because we have plans most Saturdays. (I forget what we did this past Saturday, but I know that I wasn’t able to go out walking/jogging.) So the first two thirds of most weekends is probably going to be shot. Sundays are probably going to be fine, for the most part, but not always. (We went to a prayer meeting this past Sunday, which meant I wasn’t able to go out then.)

And then I was out last night picking up my package, which means that last night got messed up, too. Which means that I haven’t been out for a walk/jog in more than half a week.

But at least I have a repaired Axim now, so the next time I do go out jogging (which should be tonight) I can bring along Windows Media Player and listen to music...

Good news

I went and picked up my replacement Axim last night, and so far so good.

If it is going to break, I hope it does so in the next 50 days or so, because I believe my warranty is running out then.

Waiting...

Have I mentioned that waiting is the hardest thing? Oh, yes I have.

I’m waiting for a phone call right now, and until I get it, I don’t really have much to do. Which is why I’m writing this quick blog entry, even though I have nothing to say.

I’ve already read through all of the blogs I normally read (that have new posts), and the news sites I keep up with. Anything more substantial isn’t worth it, because I won’t have time to finish...

I hope you all feel as sorry for me as I feel. Not that that’s too likely, but anyway...

Raymi's Blog: The Gateway to Fame and Fortune

In a previous post, I had claimed that a good way to get your blog noticed is to get a link to it on Raymi’s blog. As it turns out, Fil has discovered that this is true. (Please be warned that there is a bit of nudity in some of these links. Also, please be assured that this is not why I was following the links in the first place...)

Who knew? I might be smarter than you thought I was.

Swiss Chalet has sold me out!

I just got takeout from Swiss Chalet—from whom I order on a regular basis—and was informed that they’ve switched from Coke products to Pepsi products. This is very disappointing—I always get a bottle of Nestea with my “quarter chicken dark with fries”, and they don’t have Nestea anymore. They have Brisk, which I dislike intensely. (A bottle of Coke would have been my fallback position, but I don’t drink Pepsi, either...)

Not that I think it will do any good, but I went to their website, and sent in the following complaint:

I just ordered takeout, and was informed that Swiss Chalet has switched over to Pepsi products, instead of Coke products. As a customer, this is disappointing, because I much prefer Coke products. (Not just specifically Coke over Pepsi, but I also much prefer Nestea over Brisk for iced tea.)

I'm not going to go overboard, and claim that you're losing my business--although I will have to start only ordering Swiss Chalet when I can do takeout, and supply my own drinks, which will, I suppose, reduce the number of times I go to Swiss Chalet. I'm only writing this in the hopes that others are complaining too, and maybe if you get enough complaints you might switch back.

Yes, I fully realize that nobody will care about this besides me. Or, at least not care as much...

Monday, January 09, 2006

Insert Witty Remark Here—And Then Laugh At It

I wish I had something clever to say right now, but I don’t. Even the title of this blog is ripped off. I’m just sitting around, right now, waiting for Andrea to call and let me know she’s ready to leave work.

I do have a substantial post that I’m planning to write, but I just don’t have the energy to type it all out right now, so if I were to try, it would be much less intelligent than I’d like it to be.

My new Axim should have arrived today. I’m hoping to go and pick it up tonight, assuming that I get home in time to get to the depot before it closes. (And assuming that it really did arrive today.) I just hope Dell doesn’t ship through UPS; the last time I got electronics shipped through UPS, the idio^H^H^H^Hdriver just left the package sitting on my front porch, in -20 degree (Celcius) weather! Which is unfortunate, because it means I can’t shop at TigerDirect.ca anymore, since they ship their merchandise through UPS.

Which reminds me... of nothing. I have nothing left to say for this blog entry.

Monday

I currently have nothing interesting to say.

Actually, that’s not true. I have something I want to write about, but I don’t have time to do it right now, because I have meetings all day, and I have to run to the caf to get something to eat before the next one.

Maybe this afternoon I’ll have some time to myself, and be able to type it up. Apparently Andrea might be working late, so I might have to sit around occupying my time for an hour or two after my marathon session of meetings is over...

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Last Night

By all accounts last night’s event was a success. (Yes, when I say “all accounts” I mean just two accounts. I’m much to lazy to start combing through the blogosphere looking for accounts of last night’s party, to see if everyone else agrees...) I’m glad, because Raymi was a bit nervous about it ahead of time.

Hmm. Am I spending too much time just posting links to other peoples’ blogs?

Anyway, I’m not too sad that I missed it, because the Youth Group had a great time last night. We went to Mandarin for supper, and everyone ate to their content. And then had a couple more plates for good measure. And then had dessert.

Friday, January 06, 2006

My Sense Of Humour

What you have to understand about me is that I have a self-deprecating sense of humour. I have no problem pointing out my own faults, and am usually the first to do so. I amuse myself, and have no problem whatsoever laughing at myself. (Part of it is that I just really honestly don’t care if people have a good opinion of me or not.)

This sometimes causes me problems, because some people don’t understand this type of humour. (Not major problems, by any means—if people don’t get me, I’m not too worried about it.) Sometimes I make some kind of joke at my own expense, and people just don’t know how to take it; they can’t fathom that someone would not only allow himself to be made fun of, but even be the one who does it.

But if you’re reading something on this blog, and I’m talking about myself, and you can’t quite figure out what’s going on, it might be because I’m making fun of myself, and you’re one of those people who can’t understand it.

Attractive Bloggers?

Every once in a while I offer additional proofs to myself that I am a sexist pig. Here’s the latest:

I sometimes come across links to other blogs. (Often on Raymi’s blog, or Philogynist’s.) And sometimes those links have pictures, of the blogger or of the contents of the particular blog posting being linked to. And I’ve noticed that I’m much more likely to follow the link if the person in the picture is attractive than if they’re not. And even if I don’t click the link (because I firmly believe that most blogs are boring and useless—mine is a case in point), I’m still tempted to do so.

Now, I fully realize that this is stupid. The attractiveness of the person writing the blog has nothing to do with how interesting their words will be—if anything, there is an inverse relationship. (I know a lot of attractive but boring people...) But that doesn’t stop my impulses.

So... yeah. That’s it.

Blogging Party Tonight in Toronto

If you have a blog, and live in Toronto, there is a party tonight that you’re more than welcome to attend. For details, check out Raymi’s site, because she’s organizing it. Or helping to organize it. Or something. I’m not going, because I have plans tonight (and it would be hard to explain to my wife, who doesn’t really get blogging in the first place—not that I do, either).

I saw mention of it on Raymi’s site a day or two ago, and I’ve had mixed feelings about it. On the one hand, it might be fun, but on the other hand, my initial reaction was “Wow. Sounds lame.” But in order to understand that, you have to understand me...

Ever since high school, I’ve always been one of those people who never gets involved in anything. If you picture people who were in the glee club, or were cheerleaders, or any of that crap, I was exactly the opposite. Any time anyone would mention anything having anything to do with things like school spirit, my reaction would always be along the “sounds lame” lines. I don’t know why I would include a “blogging party” in that category, frankly. It’s just some kind of wimpy defense mechanism I’ve got going.

Now, I’m not trying to romanticise my past. Don’t come away from this thinking that I was in any way “cool” in high school. I wasn’t. As proof, I offer this: I had a mullet. Nobody who had a mullet can claim that they were cool, at the time they had that mullet. They weren’t.

Anyway, I’m just blabbing, and looking back over this post, I haven’t really said anything. (Not that that will stop me from posting it; none of my entries say anything.) The fact of the matter is, if I wasn’t busy tonight (and if I was single, and didn’t have to try to explain this to my wife), I probably would go. I just thought I’d take a few minutes to analyze myself, and as it turns out, I didn’t do a very good job of it. And now you’ve wasted a few minutes reading it.

Burn.

I've got bad news, and I've got good news

First the bad news (because I always do the bad news first):

My Axim is having problems. It’s started freezing randomly on me. (For more information on what an “Axim” is, see my I’m such a nerd post.) It’s still under warranty, but I feel like a sap fighting Dell to send me a new one, because I’m on the verge of buying a new device, that will end up replacing it. (I finally settled on getting the SMT5600, instead of the RAZR. The RAZR is ultra sexy and all, but the more I think about it, the more the SmartPhone is sounding like what I want.)

But now the good news:

I called Dell tech support, and after a false start, I talked to a guy, told him the problems I was having, he listened to me, told me to hold for a minute, and then came back with a ticket #, and told me that the new one should be arriving Monday—or Tuesday at the latest. Great! I was expecting him to run me through the normal bull, make me reset the device, I’d tell him it’s still hanging, he’d make me do a hard reset (which erases all of the data), I’d do it, I’d tell him it’s still hanging, and then he’d decide to send me one. This was like a breath of fresh air! Get this: I told him that I’d done a hard reset, and it didn’t work, and he believed me! That does not happen when you talk to support people.

Of course, I still have the problem that I’ll be getting that new device, so soon I’ll have an Axim lying around that I’ll probably want to give away. But at least I’ll have a working unit to give away, instead of one that freezes every 30 seconds.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Apparently, I shouldn't cook

I made chicken last night; some kind of frozen mandarin chicken from President’s Choice, because there is nothing that PC can’t make (except for plastic wrap). Andrea didn’t eat, because she’d had a big lunch.

Unfortunately, I managed to poison myself. Those of you who follow my blog—all one or two of you—will remember that the last time I poisoned myself, it was also on chicken. (I would normally put a link here, to the previous blog entry from when I poisoned myself, but a quick search didn’t turn up the post, so I won’t.)

It looked cooked, but halfway through I noticed that it was kind of soggy, and when I looked, it turned out that big huge pieces of the chicken weren’t cooked at all. I don’t think I ate too much of it, though, so I’m still alive today.

Luckily for you, because if I was dead, you wouldn’t have this blog entry to read.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Diet

Based on my exercise post, I had the following conversation in MSN Messenger, with someone who wants me to eat properly...

Tara (~38 days!) says:
All Bran Buds they contain psyllium and help break down triglycerides. very heart healthy.

sernaferna says:
A) I don't know what "psyllium" is.

sernaferna says:
B) I don't know what "triglycerides" are.

sernaferna says:
C) I *do* know what my heart is. So I'm not *completely* stupid.

Tara (~38 days!) says:
triglycerides = big bad fat = line walls of arteries = strain heart = heart attack = death.

psyllium = highly soluble fibre = absorbs big bad fat = less on walls of arteries = no heart attack =


sernaferna says:
What, no emoticon for death?

Tara (~38 days!) says:


sernaferna says:
Anyway, I'm not going to change my diet, yet (except for making sure i eat fruit every day), so it's not a deal.

Tara (~38 days!) says:
it's not changing your diet. just pour some on your morning cereal. bran is good for ya for a number of reasons.

Tara (~38 days!) says:
your colon will thank me

sernaferna says:
I don't eat cereal in the mornings; I don't have much of *anything* for breakfast...

Tara (~38 days!) says:
tsk tsk

Tara (~38 days!) says:
you should have breakfast

sernaferna says:
yeah yeah....

sernaferna says:
Speaking of eating, brb... need to grab some lunch, so I'll have time to eat it before my 2:00 meeting.

Tara (~38 days!) says:
get something healthy!

sernaferna says:
I'll try.

I'll try...


sernaferna says:
b

Tara (~38 days!) says:
that was remarkably fast.

sernaferna says:
I haven't eaten it yet; I just brought the food back up to my .

Tara (~38 days!) says:
is it healthy food?

sernaferna says:
Herb-marinated Salmon Loin, on a bun. Of course, I'm fairly sure salmon don't *have* loins, but that's what the sign claimed...

sernaferna says:
And fries.

sernaferna says:
'n Gravy.

Tara (~38 days!) says:


Tara (~38 days!) says:
well at least the loin (if that is indeed what it is) is good...

sernaferna says:
It's not bad....

sernaferna says:
Oh, and there are veggies on the bun, too. Along with the "loin".

Tara (~38 days!) says:
what kind of veggies?

Tara (~38 days!) says:
a tomato slice?

sernaferna says:
No, they're grilled; I think I see some onion, and some red and green peppers. Not sure what else...

sernaferna says:
The way they grill the veggies, they come out all drained looking...

Tara (~38 days!) says:
that sounds appealing

sernaferna says:
I'm probably not doing them justice; I just don't like grilled veggies. I prefer them to be steamed, or raw, or whatever.

Tara (~38 days!) says:
ANY veggies are better than no veggies.

Tara (~38 days!) says:
are you drinking 8 glasses of water per day?

sernaferna says:
I don't think so, although I'm probably not too far off. I do drink a lot of water every day...

Tara (~38 days!) says:
do you still have your little microwave?

Tara (~38 days!) says:
excuse me -dishwasher?

sernaferna says:
Of course, I'm having Coke for lunch.

sernaferna says:
No, we have a full-sized dishwasher now. I gave the other one away.

Tara (~38 days!) says:
you didn't offer it to me

sernaferna says:
Nope. I offered it to someone else.

Tara (~38 days!) says:
*feeling not-so-important*

sernaferna says:
I'm sorry you had to find out like this. *snicker*

Tara (~38 days!) says:
mmhmm.

well, I suppose there are worse things to find out... herpes, for instance. or a yeast infection.


sernaferna says:
True enough. Although I doubt you'd find out about either of those through .

Unless you have a *very* modern doctor...


sernaferna says:
Or is offering a new service.

"hold your genitals up to the monitor, and wait 30 seconds for your diagnosis..."


sernaferna says:
"Result: You have herpes. Probably contracted from holding your genitals against computer monitors in internet cafés...."

sernaferna says:
hehe

Tara (~38 days!) says:
weird. you're just so weird.

besides - everyone knows that you don't get herpes from computer monitors in internet cafes... you get GONORRHEA from computer monitors in internet cafes


sernaferna says:
lol

Tara (~38 days!) says:
I think that would be awesome. hold up various body parts to the monitor and get a diagnosis? They could have animated versions of your 'disease' appear on-screen to tell you the prognosis?

"Hi, I'm Timmy Tonsilitis. Guess what you've got!" or "Howdy, I'm Kidney Stone Katie. Careful when you pee!"


sernaferna says:
I meant to say this earlier, but I was on the phone at the time:

lol


Tara (~38 days!) says:
Wow. I shouldn't have held my breath for that response

sernaferna says:
lol

sernaferna says:
BTW, do you mind if I blog some or all of this conversation? (At least as much as I still have in this window... )

Tara (~38 days!) says:
how much do you still have?

sernaferna says:
It starts with your suggestion to eat Bran Buds, whatever those are...

Tara (~38 days!) says:
give'er. Blog away

Tara (~38 days!) says:
(it makes me feel really special that you don't blog any OTHER conversations that you have )

sernaferna says:
lol Most of the other conversations aren't as weird.

sernaferna says:
I mean interesting! Not as interesting.

Exercise

I wouldn’t exactly call this a “New Year’s Resolution”, but I’ve decided to get myself back in shape. It just coincidentally happens that I started Monday, which was the first night of the new year. (I know, Sunday night was actually the first night of the new year. But we were at Andrea’s aunt’s, that night, having more good food, so I couldn’t start then.)

I keep saying “night” because the major thing I’ve decided to do is go for a walk/jog every night after supper. It’s both a walk and a jog because I only jog part of the way—I know my limitations, and right now I’m not able to jog all the way around the block. Which is some indication of how out of shape I really am right now. (Although it’s not as bad as you think; “around the block”, for me, is about 1.7km, according to Google Maps and a make-shift ruler.) So I start out walking, and then about halfway I start jogging, and then when I can’t go any further, I go back to walking. All I want, really, is to get my heart working, and try to improve my cardiovascular system.

I’ve also decided to make more of an effort to eat fruit every day, and take some vitamins. But I think the exercise is the main thing. I’m not planning to do anything about my diet, at this point; if there is no improvement at all, I might have to consider it, but for the time being, I’m leaving my eating the way that it is.

Email

Wow, I was really out of the office for a long time; I completely forgot my routine.

It was 11:00 before I remembered to check my email, and delete my spam. Normally I’m doing that approximately every five minutes.

Insert Title Here

hahaha aren’t I clever? I said “insert title here” for my title, like a million, zillion other bloggers have done over the history of blogging! It’s like I didn’t fill it in... but I really did fill it in! I’m so smart, and clever, and funny, and handsome, and witty.

Anyway, the reason I’m writing this: I just read a line in someone else’s blog (which had a better title), which I wanted to share with y’all:

happy 2006. i hate even numbers.

Word For Your Mother

Based on some conversation around the house on the holidays, between my cousins and my mother, I decided to do some more work on my book on Microsoft Word. Once I got the enthusiasm going, I did a bunch of work on it over the last couple of weeks. (It’s up to about 200 pages, with three or four chapters that I haven’t even started yet.)

I also decided on a working title, which was actually suggested by my cousin: Word For Your Mother. Andrea is pushing for Word To Your Mother, to really make sure everyone gets the pun, but I’m still holding out for Word For Your Mother, because I’m a purist, and that title is more accurate.

In any event, I still haven’t decided if I would try to get it properly published. But there were enough people gathered at my family gathering who didn’t like/understand/know how to use Word that I figure there is still a market for this book. Of course, there are a million other books out there on Word, so one of those books might be better for them...

Back. Didja miss me?

Okay, I’ll do the same thing as everyone else does, and post a recap of my holidays. But be warned: Nothing exciting happened.

Christmas was fine. We spent the day with my in-laws, and then went to my parents’ on Boxing Day, where we stayed for a few days. Normally, when I go home for Christmas, I spend most nights at my friends’ house, but it didn’t really work out this year, and we only spent one evening with them.

While we were “home” we didn’t do much; but Andrea got a lot of writing done. It was a pretty uneventful trip.

For New Years, I went back home, and spent the night at a friend’s house. We stayed up all night watching less-than-great movies (that I enjoyed anyway). To whit:

  • Payback, with Mel Gibson, which also had Lucy Liu in it.
  • Then, because I was still in a Lucy Liu mood, and one of us hadn’t seen Charlie’s Angels 2, we watched that.
  • Next, because I hadn’t seen it, we watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith, which got horrible reviews, but wasn’t as bad as I was expecting. (Halfway through this movie we stopped to watch the ball drop in New York; see below for more information on that.)
  • Then, because I hadn’t seen it, we watched The Punisher.
  • Finally, everyone else went to bed, and I stayed up and watched The Chronicles of Riddick.
Many of these were movies that I never would have seen with Andrea, because she wouldn’t have enjoyed them at all.

As I mentioned, we stopped partway through one of the movies, to watch the ball drop on the Dick Clark special. And Mr. Clark was actually on, this year—which he shouldn’t have been, in my opinion. He looked bad. I felt really sorry for him; he looked (and sounded) like he was barely alive.

And that’s it. All of the blogs I read regularly had people who did a lot more exciting stuff than I did—if you count getting drunk every night “exciting”. But I enjoyed myself, and my time off, so that’s all that counts.

Friday, December 30, 2005

Book Review: Necessary Illusions

Any time I read a book by Noam Chomsky, I get multiple things happening in my head.

First of all, I start feeling superior to people. “Why can’t everyone see what is so obvious to me?” (When Chomsky points it out to me, of course...) This effect is heightened by the fact that sometimes he points out things that I had always sort of secretly believed, but never with any kind of analysis, or with the hard evidence that he brings to his books. Definitely nothing I could ever articulate, but when I read it in his books, it has a feeling of familiarity to it.

The other feeling I get, unfortunately, is a deep-seated feeling of helplessness; I feel like things will never change, and the ruling powers will always rule, because they’ve been doing it for so long, and they’re so good at removing opposition.

In any event, I present to you another book by Chomsky, which will make it onto my Recommended Reading list right after I’ve finished writing this review: Necessary Illusions. The thesis for this book, if I may clumsily sum it up in one sentence, is that the media in North America (specifically the States, but not exclusively) is not much more than a propaganda machine for the US government. “Wow,” you may be thinking, “that sounds a bit extreme, Chomsky. Surely that’s an exaggeration, in order to make a point.” But it’s not.

Chomsky’s argument is that there are certain pre-conceived notions in North America, which everyone must hold to: the U.S. is benevolent; the U.S. is pursuing democracy, and helping to foster democracy, throughout the world; any violent acts committed by U.S. enemies is an act of terrorism, while any act of violence taken by the U.S. is retaliatory, and, by definition, not an act of terrorism; etc. He points out, throughout the book, that while the media often portrays itself as presenting divergent viewpoints, those viewpoints are always within the confines of the pre-conceived notions.

As Chomsky himself states it:

In the democratic system, the necessary illusions cannot be imposed by force. Rather, they must be instilled in the public mind by more subtle means. A totalitarian state can be satisfied with lesser degrees of allegiance to required truths. It is sufficient that people obey; what they think is a secondary concern. But in a democratic political order, there is always the danger that independent thought might be translated into political action, so it is important to eliminate the threat at its root.

Debate cannot be stilled, and indeed, in a properly functioning system of propaganda, it should not be, because it has a system-reinforcing character if constrained within proper bounds. What is essential is to set the bounds firmly. Controversy may rage as long as it adheres to the presuppositions that define the consensus of elites, and it should furthermore be encouraged within these bounds, thus helping to establish these doctrines as the very condition of thinkable thought while reinforcing the belief that freedom reigns.

Most of the events studied by Chomsky in this book took place in the 1980s. The two main examples cited are the U.S. involvement in Nicaragua, and the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

So, for example, in the 80s the media presented multiple views on the situation in Nicaragua, debating whether Reagan’s policies would ultimately be successful in bringing democracy to that country or not, but never questioned the policies as to whether the U.S. should be there in the first place—financing a treasonous army, trying to overthrow a democratically elected and popular government, against international law (which is ignored by the U.S. when deemed necessary). In addition, because the U.S. decreed that Nicaragua was not a democracy—even though they’d had democratic elections, and elected a leader who had a 90% approval rating by the people—this is the position the media took: Nicaragua is a dictatorship, and we must free the people.

Chomsky also refutes the idea that acts of violence committed by U.S. enemies are acts of terrorism, while acts of violence taken by the U.S. (or its allies) are acts of retaliation. (In practice, this is a thought which is never specifically voiced in the media, for fear that people would draw their own conclusions; it’s simply taken as a given, any other position on the idea being “unthinkable”.)

As he says:

There are many terrorist states in the world, but the United States is unusual in that it is officially committed to international terrorism, and on a scale that puts rivals to shame. Take Iran, surely a terrorist state, as government and media rightly proclaim. Its major known contribution to international terrorism was revealed during the Iran-contra scandal: namely, Iran’s perhaps inadvertent involvement in the U.S. proxy war against Nicaragua, a topic of much attention by the media, which succeeded in not noticing this uncomfortable though perfectly evident fact. The U.S. commitment to international terrorism reaches to fine detail. Thus the proxy force attacking Nicaragua is directed to attack agricultural cooperatives—exactly what we denounce with horror on the part of Abu Nidal. In this case, the directives have explicit State Department authorization and the approval of media doves. The U.S.-organized security forces in El Salvador follow the same policy.

“Terrorism is a war against ordinary citizens”; “the terrorists—and the other states that aid and abet them—serve as grim reminders that democracy is fragile and needs to be guarded with vigilance.” So George Shultz thundered at the very moment of the U.S. terrorist attack against Libya. “Negotiations are a euphemism for capitulation if the shadow of power is not cast across the bargaining table,” he added, also condemning those who advocate “utopian, legalistic means like outside mediation, the United Nations, and the World Court, while ignoring the power element of the equation.” The sentiments are not without precedent in history.

It has required considerable discipline on the part of the “specialized class” to maintain its own studied ignorance while denouncing the terrorism of others on command and cue.

(emphasis his)

There are numerous other examples I was going to cite here, but the review is already getting long. (In fact, whenever I “review” books by Chomsky, I do much less “reviewing” and much more regurgitating facts—there’s not usually much I’m critical of in his writing.) I highly recommend this book, so do yourself a favour and go and buy it.