The Rap Battle

• The Rap Battle
• by David Hunter
• A text message conversation with Andrea
• Me
• Guy across from me was listening to Eminem, and I can tell because he was listening really loud. Another woman had to ask him to turn it down
• Me
• And he's exactly the type of guy you'd expect; white, and looks like he's fresh out of college.
• Andrea
• Go slap him and see what happens
• Andrea
• See if he'll challenge you to a rap battle
• Me
• I don't want to embarrass him. I'd school his ass so bad...
• Andrea
• My name is David and I'm here to say imma school yo ass in a serious way ...that one's for free
• Me
• Any time I hear a rap that starts with "my name is XXX and I'm here to say..." I laugh uncontrollably.
• Andrea
• Did it happen just now?
• Me
• Yes. Luckily I was in the coffee room, not at my desk, so nobody saw.