serna, the king of bad timing

My timing is pretty lousy. If I decide to wear a sweater, it will turn out to be warm, and if I don't, it will turn out to be cold.

Case in point:

• 9:00am: Time to get out of the car. "Looks pretty grey out. I'd better bring my umbrella, in case it rains."
• 1:00pm: Time for lunch. Whoops, I forgot my umbrella.
• 1:30pm: The rain begins to pour! When serna makes his way back to the car, and from the car to the office, he gets soaked.
• 5:30pm: Time to go home, umbrella in hand. Hey, look at that! No rain.