Monday, May 30, 2005

MSN conversation

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
i like my job

sernaferna says:
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If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
I got my first pay stub

sernaferna says:
Excellent.

sernaferna says:
And it's big enough that it made your first few days worth it?

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
In 10 exact work days + 1 stat, I made more than I would have made in 2 months working at the library

sernaferna says:
lol

sernaferna says:
Well, hopefully that's not surprising to you, but it IS a nice feeling to be at a "real" job, isn't it?

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
I like salary

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
seriously, serna. most money I've ever made in 2 weeks. Unless you count the time I was hooking.

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
uh, i mean knitting. knitting.

sernaferna says:
Pfft. Nobody makes that much money knitting...

sernaferna says:
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If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
Do you knit?

sernaferna says:
Nope.

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
then how do you know how lucrative it is (or isn't) as a form of employment?

sernaferna says:
Because I have a team of knitters on my payroll, and I don't pay them much.

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
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If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
you have a payroll???

sernaferna says:
Oh yes. Team Serna is very well compensated.

sernaferna says:
Except for the knitters.

sernaferna says:
Bastards.

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
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If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
Team Serna? I want to be part of Team Serna!

sernaferna says:
Sorry. I make it a rule never to poach people who are already gainfully employed somewhere else.

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
but...i'm asian!

sernaferna says:
Especially people with, ahem, "questionable pasts".
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Anyone who's had a job in the past knitting isn't the type of person we want representing Team Serna.


If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
Just as a question of interest, what is it exactly that team serna DOES?

sernaferna says:
Sorry, I'm not at liberty to go into details on these matters. I may already have said too much.

sernaferna says:
I'm tempted to fire myself, but Team Serna would be nothing without me.

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
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sernaferna says:
Um... literally.

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
you need help. serious psychological help.

sernaferna says:
Can't I just settle for flippant psychological help?

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
no. unless you want to go on Dr. Phil

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
heatherbah will go with you as your estranged mistress

sernaferna says:
Really? Do you feel comfortable speaking for her on this?

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
I have to... she doesn't live in mississauga anymore

If love is a labour, I'll slave 'til the end says:
So really, it would take her about 40 minutes to come beat me up over it

sernaferna says:
lol Good point. If she lives that far away, maybe I'll start speaking for her, too.

sernaferna says:
Incidentally, can I have permission to post parts of this conversation on my blog?

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