René Descartes

Another of the jokes from my old web site.

Warning: This one is really lousy. But if you enjoy bad puns as much as I do, then it’ll put a smile on your face.

René Descartes goes into a tavern and sits down. A waiter comes up and says, “Good evening, Monsieur Descartes, will you be dining tonight?”

“Yes,” Descartes replies, “What do you have?”

“Well, there’s an excellent stew available this evening,” the waiter responds.

“Fine, I’ll have that then.”

“And would you like anything to drink, an ale, perhaps?”

And, being an abstemious man, Descartes replied,“I think not!”

And POOF! He disappeared.