Water

I’ve decided that I—like most people—don’t drink enough water. So I’m going to try and drink more. Unfortunately, I’m probably not going to; I’ll forget all about it by Monday.

But I’ve at least made a start, today: I put reminders in my calendar, every hour on the hour for the entire working day, to go and get myself a drink of water.

Isn’t that just the most pathetic thing you’ve read today? It’ll get even more pathetic if I have to do the same thing on Monday, and then Tuesday, and then…