Tim's
sernaferna now presents an open letter to the Tim Horton's corporation, and specifically to Mr. Horton himself, if he's still alive:
Dear Tim Horton's Corporation (and specifically Mr. Horton, if you're still alive):
I love you.
Your coffee makes me happy, and your iced cappuccino makes me smile. Even though it makes my cheeks hurt when I drink too much caffeine, I can't stop drinking your products, because they are laced with something that makes them addictive.
Sincerely,
sernaferna
XOXO
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2 comments:
Indeed, Tim Horton was a hockey player. And he was killed in a car accident in St. Catharines (according to legend) in 1974. Ironically, the original owners of the first Tim Hortons donut store were Miles Gilbert Legen "Tim" Horton, and Ron Joyce, a former police constable.
According to their website, Tim Horton's coffee does not contain addictive substances such as nicotine or cocaine.
lol, I wrote the same letter to Coca-Cola :-)
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