sernaferna now presents an open letter to the Tim Horton's corporation, and specifically to Mr. Horton himself, if he's still alive:
Dear Tim Horton's Corporation (and specifically Mr. Horton, if you're still alive):
I love you.
Your coffee makes me happy, and your iced cappuccino makes me smile. Even though it makes my cheeks hurt when I drink too much caffeine, I can't stop drinking your products, because they are laced with something that makes them addictive.