The Telemarketer
The other day I had the best conversation with a telemarketer that you could have. I mean, nobody enjoys talking to telemarketers, but if you have to, you hope that it goes like this:
- The Telemarketer
- INT: serna’s house
- Phone rings
- serna
- Hello?
- Telemarketer
- Hi! This is [name of real estate agency]! Are you planning to sell your home any time soon?
- serna
- Nope.
- Telemarketer
- How about in 2007?
- serna
- Nope.
- Telemarketer
- Okay, thanks for your time!
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Here's one I got several years ago:
Telemarketer: Are you planning to sell your house?
PD: I don't own the house I live in
Tele: Are you planning to buy soon?
PD: No plans yet.
Tele: You have enough money to buy a home.
PD: How do you know my private finances?
Tele: Thank you for your time. Goodbye
I just realized that I signed this script David Hunter, instead of sernaferna. I don't know why.
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