Coffee

Although I’m sick, I had a real craving for coffee yesterday. But I withstood my temptations, because coffee doesn’t help your immune system.

But now I say: screw that noise. I’m getting a coffee today. I’m not that sick—I barely have any symptoms. So why deprive myself?

Okay, okay, the question “why deprive myself” brings up a slew of religious issues; but drinking coffee isn’t immoral, so I think I’m on solid ground here.